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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
Well this morning I crawled outa bed, shoving Rose back over towards
Squire's side with my feet, and with a pounding head, got dressed. This couldn't be good waking UP with a headache. But I was determined to make the best of this last day off as outside the din of shouting birds was evident thru the closed windows. It was Spring outside wheather or not Mom's Nature is thru with her pranks of winter or not. and on top of that, the sun was cheerfully shining as much as it could. Usually I go straight to the sweet iced tea, but I decided to slip on my fuzzy green top and check out the temperatures outside. Unbelievable. It felt about like it was 60's. I looked at the two foot pile of soil and debris that I'd swept from the backs of the beds last night as a last act before going inside for the night, and realized I needed to find my dust pan today to put the soil back into the beds. I stayed outside and resigned myself to my fate. And didn't turn to go get some tea. I was fearful that if I did, I'd get distracted. I also have to replace the rotted timbers that are now decomposed on the bottom. My work is cut out for me. I also looked at the four FOOT pile of vinca that I'd torn out yesterday in a moment of true madness, which is why I really am called the madgardener. There are two piles ready for my garden cart, and as I stood there proud that I'd gotten quite a bit torn out, I was appalled to see that there was MORE vinca in the western end of the bed near the wisteria. "This won't do", I mumbled to myself, and I straightened up from yanking another clump with all my strength of a bundle of it I seem to have missed at the base of a rotting timber to holler at Rose to "go to the pasture, Rose, now!!" and see her give me a look of dog disgust and tolerance before trotting off to the pasture to check out the smells of the night visitors and to do her business. The headache was a dull thud behind my eyes, but I was a woman possessed. I was determined to get every frelling piece of vinca out of the western bed before everything has shot up outa the soil. Boy was I in for some pain. Now let me explain. This bed ends at the wisteria, which I have decided has stopped blooming for me, and that I planted the root of sweet Autumn clematis and IT clambered over that quite nicely last year and was awesome, and underneath the wisteria support, I planted the single flowering kerria japonica that must think it's a runnering bush, as I am now seeing little green whips of bush poking out in the most unusual places, like five feet from the original plant. Around the feet of all this, is the vinca. Vinca that has NEVER been pulled out once it reached the area of which I speak of. Jutting outwards to the south and which is the front of this extension of the bed, I have plugged in Mary Emma's six foot pastel white and pink phlox that would really like a haircut when it first comes up, various daylilies, some bulbs of lilies, nothing spectacular, a clump of a nice spiderwort, a white Joe Pye I found on the side of the road a few years back that I just plugged into the end of the bed, and anything else I decided to plug into the soil. The vinca has to go. More than any reason than others, this bed isn't properly wide to accomodate working from either side. I will have to plunk a stepping stone down to work in the center, and that means I would lose that space to plant someone. I intend on filling up this spot with all those daylilies I bought last year and divided for sharing with Mary Emma that are now poking up green noses in the nursery pots in the broken BBQ I used to use as a burn bin. Zennie will comfirm that I apparently have a crapper load of vinca, and as much as I love those little blue periwinkle trumpets, NOTHING is worth these tendrils that grab at your ankles and fling you off your feet. I started pulling and yanking and frustrated with the ones that I was pulling from across the bed, I decided to hell with it, I will go around to THAT side and pull it out from there. I had no idea what I was getting into. Remember when I told you guys that there are little islands in front of my beds? No actual yards, but even in these islands of green, the cleome and zebrina's are duking it out there now. Well that was a gross misleading statement. The vinca has been conspiring to form an impenetrable mat of vines and evergreen leaves. I have a mess on my hands. Apparently I have not been paying attention this last year and a half or possibly two, while I was working and this stuff has gotten way outa hand. It's down right scary, and the only thing I can do is totally remove it. And friends, I know that I have absolutely no way of completely removing this stuff, because as I yanked, and tugged and ripped and pulled, I would trace a long piece down to a spot on the soil's top, and it would be tucked underneath a healthy iris toe, or a clump of a perennial. In ripping these things out of the soft soil, I'd hear a deep thunk, and I knew that I'd just succeeded in stimulating it deeper in the raised soil to make more to replace what was removed. I even generously pulled out a huge piece of this when Zhan was here to offer it up to her to take with her to plant somewhere near her yard and she saw the evil potential it had and politely refused me. I was a woman possessed. I started another pile of this stuff. The first thing I decided, was that I was eventually going to trash the broken garden seat I have a broken pot planted with semps and one varigated iris (the rest seem to have dissolved). Let me put it to you this way.....Zhan has probably NO idea that there were stepping stones placed in the front of this island of "yard" in front of the actual beds. They were totally covered over and hidden in vines and leaves, nurturing even more vines to burst out into the driveway next. I was tempted to plant it in Jerry's yard across the driveway, but hell, even I'M not that cruel or mean! G So here I sit, winded, parched and have consumed about a quart of much needed sweet tea, there is another pile of vines out front waiting for me to pick up, I have decided to rest for a half hour, then I will jump back into this and do some more damage before the day is gone. I slaved and wrenched on these insidious thing for about an hour before my body demanded I go get something to drink, catch my breath, and regroup and think about an assault plan. The birds cheer me on, or maybe just are shouting to every female within hearing range that they're ready to do the courting dances. In my madness I have started thinking strange things. Like , "Just how HUGE would this thing get if left totally alone??" and then I realized it.....................this was the crap that lived in the property line of my old house that I had never removed, and when me and my neighbors decided to put an actual fence up, we discovered woody vines of this stuff that were an inch or two thick and it took a pick ax to dig it up. What was I thinking? The I had another memory to slap me in the forehead. I had given this to Mz. Scalf, the lady who has sold me the worm castings soil all these years, and when you pass their tin building that faces I-81, you can literally SEE something green that is growing against the building.............................this stuff has actually risen up and is espaliered against the north facing wall and it remains green even during bitter temperatures and snows. I'm in trouble..................... I will slip my garden gloves on, find my hat, grab the jug I keep the half gallon of tea in, put on my garden thongs (the others weren't good enough this time for some reason, which I would think traction was the reason, I am pulling stuff that is going to leave me a knot tonight and I will be going to work at 7 tomorrow morning, I must be mad..........) I am also taking the pruners with me, although I sincerely doubt that I will need them or get to them, as I have a bad feeling the vinca will be an all day excursion. I will keep ya'll posted. Wish me luck. madgardener up on the spring-like ridge, back in fairy holler, listening to the sarcastic little smirks of the vinca fairies, overlooking English Mountain if I were to stop and actually LOOK at English Mountain.......in Eastern Tennessee, zone 6b Sunset zone 36 |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
I can relate...I spent all yesterday digging liriope and vinca from under my
azaleas and hardly made a dent in the mess. Getting out of bed this morning was more than my poor body could hardly stand. Best of luck with the vinca.... |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
thank you, I was able to get outa bed only because I took a nap yesterday
like some old fart..............g had to get up at 4:30 to get to work at Lowes by 6:30 this morning, so I am indeed insane.......and there's MORE vinca to dig up. (this time I am determined to get all of it no matter how pretty the flowers are) madgardener "Marcy Hege" wrote in message ... I can relate...I spent all yesterday digging liriope and vinca from under my azaleas and hardly made a dent in the mess. Getting out of bed this morning was more than my poor body could hardly stand. Best of luck with the vinca.... |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
Hey Mad! When you get done, I'd love for you to visit me and pull out all my
vinca too! Maybe they will see that you are boss, cuz the vinca laughs at me every time I walk near them. I think they could be part of a Stephen King movie! loony "madgard" wrote in message . .. thank you, I was able to get outa bed only because I took a nap yesterday like some old fart..............g had to get up at 4:30 to get to work at Lowes by 6:30 this morning, so I am indeed insane.......and there's MORE vinca to dig up. (this time I am determined to get all of it no matter how pretty the flowers are) madgardener |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
Ever thought of selling or bartering it for other plants--or just leaving it
beside your street in a well-watered trashcan with some literature about the stuff and the sign "FREE BEDDING PLANTS"? (Or are you just possessed by the mad urge to get rid of the stuff that sometimes hits me when an unwanted plant leads my garden down the garden path? zemedelec |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
maybe we should send him some..........................(I keep hearing him,
dressed in those overall's in Creep Show saying "Meteor shit!!!" ROFLMAO) maddie about to leave for the 5:30 - 9:30 schedule at my Lowes.........GBSEG "loonyhiker" wrote in message ... Hey Mad! When you get done, I'd love for you to visit me and pull out all my vinca too! Maybe they will see that you are boss, cuz the vinca laughs at me every time I walk near them. I think they could be part of a Stephen King movie! loony "madgard" wrote in message . .. thank you, I was able to get outa bed only because I took a nap yesterday like some old fart..............g had to get up at 4:30 to get to work at Lowes by 6:30 this morning, so I am indeed insane.......and there's MORE vinca to dig up. (this time I am determined to get all of it no matter how pretty the flowers are) madgardener |
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36 acres of VINCA with 72 to go................................................ ......
"Zemedelec" wrote in message ... Ever thought of selling or bartering it for other plants--or just leaving it beside your street in a well-watered trashcan with some literature about the stuff and the sign "FREE BEDDING PLANTS"? (Or are you just possessed by the mad urge to get rid of the stuff that sometimes hits me when an unwanted plant leads my garden down the garden path? zemedelec honey, I wouldn't even pass this off to the f**kwad across the driveway it's so insidious......and I don't live on a street that is frequented. I live up off a deadend, down a gravel driveway in the rural part of a little bitty town (ask Zhan) my trash can's go down the loooooooong driveway to sit at the paved asphalt dead end road near the mailboxes on Tuesday morning and all my garbage men want are six packs of Mountain Dew............... I have not even put this stuff in my compost pile. I have piled it up on the east side of the house to dry and be burnt later. not like me but I am done with this stuff.................. madgardener |
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