Cannibalism On Capital Hill! Introducing The Cannibals, HillaryClinton, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Barrack Obama, George Walker Bush,Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Newt Gingrich, And Capital Hill!
 

go deep in the woods. take pistol in right hand. place barrel of pistol
in mouth being careful to point at a 45 degree upward angle. pull trigger.