I found a Conservative Republican in my wood pile the other day.

Well, actually, my dog found it.

The Republican was shouting obscenities at me and my dog, telling us how we
didn't matter, waving the American flag, hissing, spitting, showing its
fangs, and threatening lawsuits.

The dog wasn't having any of it.

The dog kept the cowardly Conservative from crawling out of the mud,
barking, growling, and showing its teeth at the hideous Republican.

Well, long story short, we all now know what Republicans actually are. They
are rapists, swindlers, confidence men, and criminals dressed in three piece
suits.

I had a round nosed shovel with me at the time, and wanting to protect
myself, my faithful canine, and everyone else from this Republican, I hit
the thing in the head a dozen times to kill it.

But these Republicans are hard headed monsters and a Conservative doesn't
change.

It just kept on hissing, spitting, shouting threats, and demanding I do this
and that.

Fortunately, the shovel I had with me was my sharp shovel.

I keep an edge on it like that of a knife. A sharp shovel makes the manual
labor it is used for easier and every little bit of relief when
accomplishing a difficult job helps.

So I raised my shovel over the Republican's head and brought it down, edge
first across its neck.

Cut the head of the snake clean off.

The Republican/Conservative/Tea Bagger has a huge head but a tiny little
pencil neck and scrawny or obese body.

The Republican's head rolled a couple of feet from its body. It kept spewing
threats and obscenities all the while it was rolling away from its body.

Then the Republican dropped its American flag, which I now keep to be
displayed on national holidays and the like.

The head fell silent with my dog and I looking on in the silence of our
victory.

The head fell silent and the monster was dead, just like the GOP.

My dog had her rabies booster shots the other day, so I let her play with
the Republican's head in the back yard. You can't be too careful with these
rabid Republicans.

I buried the body in the backyard, but nothing would grow above the
Republican's carcass.

Conservatives and everything around them never change.

So I dug up the Republican's carcass, dismembered it to reduce its size, and
placed it in the garbage.

The garbage man emptied the garbage a few days later.

I flipped the garbage man an extra $20 for his trouble.

THAT'S HOW YOU HANDLE REPUBLICANS / CONSERVATIVES / TEA BAGGERS.

If you sun dry a Republican's skull, it bleaches white and makes an
interesting display piece.

You can take it camping with you and leave it for the kids to find as a
great prop when telling monster stories around the campfire, too.

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Old Grand Dad wrote the following:
I found a Conservative Republican in my wood pile the other day.


Don't complain when you find mice or rats around your house. Snakes
won't give you diseases.
Don't call law enforcement when you need life saving help.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
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willshak wrote in news:xbSdnYiOwc0pszDWnZ2dnUVZ_j-
:

Old Grand Dad wrote the following:
I found a Conservative Republican in my wood pile the other day.


Don't complain when you find mice or rats around your house. Snakes
won't give you diseases.
Don't call law enforcement when you need life saving help.


And don't whine when Chinese troops are maching down your street, shooting
anyone that gets in their way. After all, it was the progressive extremists
that disbanded the military.

Don't complain when a nuke gets set off in your city. It was the democrats
that shut down our intelligence agencies. Terrorists have the right to
communicate in private.

Don't blame anyone else but yourselves when you and all your neighbors and
all your buds are out of work and have no money. With no cowardly
capatilist conservatives to create jobs, no one works.

Zootal wrote:
willshak wrote in
news:xbSdnYiOwc0pszDWnZ2dnUVZ_j- :

Old Grand Dad wrote the following:
I found a Conservative Republican in my wood pile the other day.


Don't complain when you find mice or rats around your house. Snakes
won't give you diseases.
Don't call law enforcement when you need life saving help.


And don't whine when Chinese troops are maching down your street,
shooting anyone that gets in their way. After all, it was the
progressive extremists that disbanded the military.

Don't complain when a nuke gets set off in your city. It was the
democrats that shut down our intelligence agencies. Terrorists have
the right to communicate in private.

Don't blame anyone else but yourselves when you and all your
neighbors and all your buds are out of work and have no money. With
no cowardly capatilist conservatives to create jobs, no one works.

Ahhh. More right-wing-wacko fantasies. Do you have any idea how stupid this is?

On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 12:00:42 -0700, "Bob F"
wrote:

Zootal wrote:
willshak wrote in
news:xbSdnYiOwc0pszDWnZ2dnUVZ_j- :

Old Grand Dad wrote the following:
I found a Conservative Republican in my wood pile the other day.


Don't complain when you find mice or rats around your house. Snakes
won't give you diseases.
Don't call law enforcement when you need life saving help.


And don't whine when Chinese troops are maching down your street,
shooting anyone that gets in their way. After all, it was the
progressive extremists that disbanded the military.

Don't complain when a nuke gets set off in your city. It was the
democrats that shut down our intelligence agencies. Terrorists have
the right to communicate in private.

Don't blame anyone else but yourselves when you and all your
neighbors and all your buds are out of work and have no money. With
no cowardly capatilist conservatives to create jobs, no one works.

Ahhh. More right-wing-wacko fantasies. Do you have any idea how stupid this is?


It's the old "without those wonderful corporations we wouldn't have
any jobs" shit.