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lawn man 01-12-2004 03:06 AM

NOT a SPAM i am a LAWN MAINTANCE MAN
 
LOOKING FOR THE LAWN MAINTANCE MAN

NO JOB
TO BIG
OR TO
SMALL ?? you need it we do it

WE MOWED & TRIMMED IT ALL YES TREE TO
CALL JOHN MURPH OF MURPHY DISCOUNT
727-741-6022
7 DAY A WEEK 9-5

10.00 & up for lawn cut




GFRfan 01-12-2004 03:21 AM

lawn man wrote:
LOOKING FOR THE LAWN MAINTANCE MAN

NO JOB
TO BIG
OR TO
SMALL ?? you need it we do it

WE MOWED & TRIMMED IT ALL YES TREE TO
CALL JOHN MURPH OF MURPHY DISCOUNT
727-741-6022
7 DAY A WEEK 9-5

10.00 & up for lawn cut




Read this numbnutz.

http://www.free-webhosts.com/definition/spam.php

timothy 01-12-2004 05:42 PM

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 19:06:23 -0800, lawn man wrote:

LOOKING FOR THE LAWN MAINTANCE MAN

NO JOB
TO BIG
OR TO
SMALL ?? you need it we do it

WE MOWED & TRIMMED IT ALL YES TREE TO
CALL JOHN MURPH OF MURPHY DISCOUNT
727-741-6022
7 DAY A WEEK 9-5

10.00 & up for lawn cut
HTML CRAP DOESNOT BELONG ON THE USENET!!!!!


Good day Jonh, in fear of you being a bit of a slow learner.... I'll type
very slowly.

You are spaming. Plain and simple, so get comfortable with the fact that
you are a spamer.

Why would you find it useful to post you ad to a *globally* transmitted
newsgroup is beyond me. No one out of your area has any intrest in your
services and it appears that your local market doesn't either. People in
england don't care about your service, just like use out here in
washington don't care either.

Posting your message in all CAPS is concidered SHOUTING. Do you YELL at
your customers? I'd suggest that you don't and you'll keep them a bit
longer ;0P

When you post to the usenet, you should always ProoF read your posts. For
crist's sake, you didn't even spell your name correctly. Is your name
Murph or Murphy? When you post the line,
"WE MOWED & TRIMMED IT ALL YES TREE TO", it makes it seem that your a
complete idiot. Read that line out loud and see if it makes any sense to
you. Do you mow trees? Mowed and trimed states that you have already done
the work.

Placing your personal information on the usenet is dangerous and just
plain stupid. Enjoy all the crank calls and spam email that your about to
get.



MurphyDiscount co john murphy 02-12-2004 01:26 AM

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B




timothy 03-12-2004 03:43 AM

On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B


hahaha... good one. Get a life. I have a life and a successful business
and now I'm spending my month long vacation fly fishing and wood working.
And as far as "stay/out/of/mine?B", what the hell ever that means, the
answer is no. I'm not in your business, your spaming in our group you
silly little ****tard.

Just for giggles... has anyone contacted you about work via your usenet
ads? I see that you got a really good lead on a mowing account... in
western Aus.....rofl. Bet ya that commute is a real killer!!! hahaha...
please, do keep posting on the usenet... the world could really use the
entertainment.


Steveo 03-12-2004 04:39 AM

timothy wrote:
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B


hahaha... good one. Get a life. I have a life and a successful business
and now I'm spending my month long vacation fly fishing and wood working.
And as far as "stay/out/of/mine?B", what the hell ever that means, the
answer is no. I'm not in your business, your spaming in our group you
silly little ****tard.

Just for giggles... has anyone contacted you about work via your usenet
ads? I see that you got a really good lead on a mowing account... in
western Aus.....rofl. Bet ya that commute is a real killer!!! hahaha...
please, do keep posting on the usenet... the world could really use the
entertainment.

If this is the same guy, he started out by posting this shit thru
newsfeeds.com. So maybe he's been ran once already. (?)

I wonder if anyone in his hometown has even seen his -website-?

NOWAY 03-12-2004 09:40 AM

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I QUESS YOU ALL DONT GET NONE FROM
ANYBODY WHO WOULD WANT JERKS LIKE YOU. NEXT IAM GOING TO REPORT YOUALL FOR
SAYING THOSE WORDS THAT YOU DONT SAY.IDIDNT START THIS. YOU ALL NEED TO GO
UP. AS MY MOTHER TOLD ME YOUALL THINK YOUR HOT CRAP ON A SILVER PLATTER BUT
ALLYOU ARE IS COLD **** ON A PAPER PLATE.STOP YOUR CRAP.

Steveo wrote in message
...
timothy wrote:
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B


hahaha... good one. Get a life. I have a life and a successful business
and now I'm spending my month long vacation fly fishing and wood

working.
And as far as "stay/out/of/mine?B", what the hell ever that means, the
answer is no. I'm not in your business, your spaming in our group you
silly little ****tard.

Just for giggles... has anyone contacted you about work via your usenet
ads? I see that you got a really good lead on a mowing account... in
western Aus.....rofl. Bet ya that commute is a real killer!!! hahaha...
please, do keep posting on the usenet... the world could really use the
entertainment.

If this is the same guy, he started out by posting this shit thru
newsfeeds.com. So maybe he's been ran once already. (?)

I wonder if anyone in his hometown has even seen his -website-?





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Steveo 03-12-2004 07:24 PM

"NOWAY" wrote:
FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I QUESS YOU ALL DONT GET NONE
FROM ANYBODY WHO WOULD WANT JERKS LIKE YOU. NEXT IAM GOING TO REPORT
YOUALL FOR SAYING THOSE WORDS THAT YOU DONT SAY.

Report me here, please.

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

Bob 07-12-2004 11:43 PM


"NOWAY" wrote in message
...
FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I QUESS YOU ALL DONT

GET NONE FROM
ANYBODY WHO WOULD WANT JERKS LIKE YOU. NEXT IAM GOING TO REPORT

YOUALL FOR
SAYING THOSE WORDS THAT YOU DONT SAY.IDIDNT START THIS. YOU ALL

NEED TO GO
UP. AS MY MOTHER TOLD ME YOUALL THINK YOUR HOT CRAP ON A SILVER

PLATTER BUT
ALLYOU ARE IS COLD **** ON A PAPER PLATE.STOP YOUR CRAP.


Wow! What a loser.

Bob



Oscar_Lives 10-12-2004 01:28 AM

Your Mom is kind of hot. Got any more pics?

http://www.camcaught.com/?class=subm...=view&id=11322


"NOWAY" wrote in message ...
FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I QUESS YOU ALL DONT GET NONE
FROM
ANYBODY WHO WOULD WANT JERKS LIKE YOU. NEXT IAM GOING TO REPORT YOUALL FOR
SAYING THOSE WORDS THAT YOU DONT SAY.IDIDNT START THIS. YOU ALL NEED TO GO
UP. AS MY MOTHER TOLD ME YOUALL THINK YOUR HOT CRAP ON A SILVER PLATTER
BUT
ALLYOU ARE IS COLD **** ON A PAPER PLATE.STOP YOUR CRAP.

Steveo wrote in message
...
timothy wrote:
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy
wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B

hahaha... good one. Get a life. I have a life and a successful business
and now I'm spending my month long vacation fly fishing and wood

working.
And as far as "stay/out/of/mine?B", what the hell ever that means, the
answer is no. I'm not in your business, your spaming in our group you
silly little ****tard.

Just for giggles... has anyone contacted you about work via your usenet
ads? I see that you got a really good lead on a mowing account... in
western Aus.....rofl. Bet ya that commute is a real killer!!! hahaha...
please, do keep posting on the usenet... the world could really use the
entertainment.

If this is the same guy, he started out by posting this shit thru
newsfeeds.com. So maybe he's been ran once already. (?)

I wonder if anyone in his hometown has even seen his -website-?





----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet
News==----
http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 100,000
Newsgroups
---= East/West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---




timothy 13-12-2004 03:46 PM

On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B


Get a life...? I've got a life and a successful business. I get to sit
here and have my month long vacation due to my hard work. I'm not in your
*life*, your in *our* group posting spam.

"stay/out/of/mine?B"
Is english not your first language? What the hell does the above line mean
anyhow..?

Just for giggles... have you gotten any work out of your usenet spaming?
That fella in westen Sydney Aus. seemed like he would hire you... but imho
the commute would be a real killer.



Steveo 13-12-2004 06:33 PM

timothy wrote:
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:26:50 +0000, MurphyDiscount co john murphy wrote:

GET A LIFE
M / Y / O / B ???
stay/out/of/mine?B


Get a life...? I've got a life and a successful business. I get to sit
here and have my month long vacation due to my hard work. I'm not in your
*life*, your in *our* group posting spam.

"stay/out/of/mine?B"
Is english not your first language? What the hell does the above line
mean anyhow..?

Just for giggles... have you gotten any work out of your usenet spaming?
That fella in westen Sydney Aus. seemed like he would hire you... but
imho the commute would be a real killer.

He is kind of fun to kick around though..the newsgroup punching bag. :D

John Harlow 13-12-2004 07:48 PM

i AM NEED FOR MAINTANCE OF LAON MOWED. TREE NEEDS GOING TOO YUO, CAN DO?
SEVERAL.REALLY

i ASLO NEED POSTING DONE TOP, LIKE. WHEN?



NOWAY 15-12-2004 09:03 PM

yes we do it all ?? tree Mowed weeding edging you need it we do it ??
John Harlow wrote in message
...
i AM NEED FOR MAINTANCE OF LAON MOWED. TREE NEEDS GOING TOO YUO, CAN DO?
SEVERAL.REALLY

i ASLO NEED POSTING DONE TOP, LIKE. WHEN?






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