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jadel 24-01-2006 03:21 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 

Diana Kulaga wrote:
I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!

Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!



"Furtilize- transitive verb -- to use the pelts of animals as a source
of nitrogen."


What's the probelm? (annoying emoticon here)


J. Del Col


Rob 24-01-2006 03:33 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
jadel wrote:
Diana Kulaga wrote:
I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!

Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!



"Furtilize- transitive verb -- to use the pelts of animals as a source
of nitrogen."


What's the probelm? (annoying emoticon here)


J. Del Col


Oh, that is right... I had forgotten. Raccoons are a good source of
furtilizer in the sweetcorn patch. And woodchucks.

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2a) See rule 1
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Bill 24-01-2006 03:45 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 

Diana Kulaga wrote:
I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!

Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!

http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php

Diana


Hi Diana, How do you find these guys???? & to think all these years
I've been not pruning my plants. Keep 'em coming G Bill


Diana Kulaga 24-01-2006 08:58 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you
mean
"pedalling snake oil"?


Clearly, you are correct, Dave! But it ain't easy to spell so many words
incorrectly. Wunder how he did it??

Diana



Diana Kulaga 24-01-2006 09:04 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did
so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,


Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?

Diana



Diana Kulaga 24-01-2006 09:07 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
Hi Diana, How do you find these guys???? & to think all these years
I've been not pruning my plants. Keep 'em coming G Bill


Hi, Bill,

Frank was surfing orchid sites and happened on this one. Gave us a good
belly laugh......

Diana




J Fortuna 24-01-2006 11:01 PM

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Diana,
I actually thought about writing 'humidity' ;-)
Joanna

"Diana Kulaga" wrote in message
...
I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than"
did so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,


Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?

Diana




Dave Gillingham 25-01-2006 09:39 AM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:58:32 -0500, "Diana Kulaga"
wrote:

Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you
mean
"pedalling snake oil"?


Clearly, you are correct, Dave! But it ain't easy to spell so many words
incorrectly. Wunder how he did it??

Diana

From wot i si in sum uv hour press, hees prolly a jernilest! With apologies to
all serious journalists who may be here.
Dave Gillingham
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Dave Gillingham 25-01-2006 09:40 AM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:04:20 -0500, "Diana Kulaga"
wrote:

I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did
so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,


Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?

Diana

Now that's a very sticky question, Diana! Or should that have been tacky?
Dave Gillingham
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Richard 30-01-2006 05:32 AM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
"Diana Kulaga" wrote in
:

I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!

Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert
any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the
button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening
page. LMAO!

snip

Diana



Thank you for the chuckle Diana

I kinda like the "- Exactly how to handle bugs when brining the orchids in
the house for the winter..."

I do know how I hate finding bugs in my dendrobium pickles...

Richard

Diana Kulaga 30-01-2006 06:45 PM

Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
 
I kinda like the "- Exactly how to handle bugs when brining the orchids in
the house for the winter..."

I do know how I hate finding bugs in my dendrobium pickles...


That was one of my favorites as well, Richard!

Diana



alvirrojohnn 30-05-2011 07:35 PM

it's apparently the same person, who absitively that the Polish accent bare to cover several letters and letter combinations that are consistently arresting the same, and for which there would be austere rules of spelling, but with a countless of exceptions to these rules.


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