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FAST Aging Orchid Fert???
I wonder what happens if you get this stuff on your hands???
"Rob Halgren" wrote in message ... Al wrote: I am aging very quickly without that load of fertilizer, thank you very much. But that was almost as much fun as a Superthrive Advertisement. I think we both come with our own built in loads of fertilizer, Al. *grin* Rob -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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Dewitt wrote:
On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 12:56:11 -0500, Rob Halgren wrote: Nice that the guy refused half a million dollars from companies for his silence (wouldn't want to sell out), but still asks you for 70 bucks. But if you call by midnight tonight, you get his recipes for only $17.77! And you'll also receive Unlimited Free Updates and A Free lifetime subscription to John Perez newsletters. Disappointingly, no Ginsu knives are included in this offer. deg I'd spend 17.77 if it included Ginsu knives... You can cut a tin can with them. Or a rusty nail! Think of all the greenhouse uses. Probably still couldn't saw through a mature cymbidium though. -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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Holy heck! And it also works on roses, too:
http://sunshine-4u.com/roses And cactus! http://sunshine-4u.com/cactus And your lawn! http://sunshine-4u.com/lawn Or your garden! http://sunshine-4u.com/fertilizer Or your bugs! http://sunshine-4u.com/bug Or your bonsai! http://sunshine-4u.com/bonsai The strangest part of that last one: "If you'd like to obtain a beautiful mature bonsai without waiting years, and without spending a fortune..." If that's not ironic, I don't know what is. Sounds like John Perez makes a lot of mistakes: "50 years ago, John Perez poured on his lawn by mistake, a product that we all have in our kitchens today. Days later, what he saw completely changed his life..." "50 years ago, John Perez poured on his roses by mistake, a product that we all have in our kitchens today. Days later, what he saw completely changed his life..." "50 years ago, John Perez poured on his bonsai by mistake, a product that we all have in our kitchens today. Days later, he saw that it was effective to make his orchids grow faster..." Bob also seems to write a lot of letters: "It's very impressive. This is an invaluable reference if you want to grow the perfect roses _fast_." -Bob Johnson, LA "It's very impressive. This is an invaluable reference if you want to grow perfect orchids _fast_." -Bob Johnson, LA "It's very impressive. This is an invaluable reference for the homeowner. I would highly recommend this ebook to all who are interested in improving their lawns and gardens." -Bob Johnson, LA So- bonus points to anyone else who can find a suffix that produces a live page with the same dreck! We've got /roses, /cactus, /lawn, /bonsai, and /orchid. The following don't seem to work: /garden /gardens /vegetable /vegetables /tree /trees /shrub /shrubs /iris /citrus /orange /apple /pear The top level (www.sunshine-4u.com) is even funnier. So! I challenge the group to find more live links in the sunshine-4u directory. The winner gets... aw, hell. I don't know what they'll get. Don Pardo, what will they win? The email address in the header is bogus. Send no mail there. -AJHicks Chandler, AZ |
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Deg,
ROFL!! :-) Joanna "Dewitt" wrote in message ... On 18 Mar 2005 20:56:04 GMT, (Aaron Hicks) wrote: The top level (www.sunshine-4u.com) is even funnier. "I was so broke, bored, unsatisfied, near-clinically depressed and approaching rock-bottom, that I could almost feel the chill of the concrete slab below me! Then, John Perez poured on his head by mistake, a product that we all have in our kitchens today. Days later, what he saw completely changed his life..." deg |
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Dewitt wrote:
But if you call by midnight tonight, you get his recipes for only $17.77! And you'll also receive Unlimited Free Updates and A Free lifetime subscription to John Perez newsletters. And if you look at the code, he has a nice little script in there that changes the "order by midnight" date daily! -- Reka This is LIFE! It's not a rehearsal. Don't miss it! http://www.rolbox.it/hukari/index.html |
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