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OT Driver ID ;)
How to tell where a driver is from One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO * One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK * One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON * One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES * Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY * One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE * One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS * Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA * Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA * One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS No Offense intended BTW... -- http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold, 401-781-9642 cell 401-225-0556 Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators Shipping to legal states/countries only! Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this contaminant free message We do concede that a signicant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced. |
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OT Driver ID ;)
LOL!! Cute...
Nedra http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836 http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118 "KenCo" wrote in message ... How to tell where a driver is from One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO * One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK * One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON * One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES * Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY * One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE * One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS * Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA * Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA * One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS No Offense intended BTW... -- http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold, 401-781-9642 cell 401-225-0556 Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators Shipping to legal states/countries only! Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this contaminant free message We do concede that a signicant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced. |
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