Moral of the story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came
back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a pilot
in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.She
shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,killed four
more with the knife, 'till the
blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f**k away from Aunt Judy when she's been drinking.

JMK The aspiring comedian from Cucamonga
_______________________________________
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

http://community.webshots.com/user/godwino

ROTFLMAO!!!

And Phillis Shafley thinks women have no place in combat!!!

PlainBill

On Sat, 17 May 2003 05:02:49 GMT, "Just Me \"Koi\""
wrote:

Moral of the story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came
back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a pilot
in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.She
shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,killed four
more with the knife, 'till the
blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f**k away from Aunt Judy when she's been drinking.

JMK The aspiring comedian from Cucamonga
_______________________________________
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

http://community.webshots.com/user/godwino