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27-05-2003, 01:44 PM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
Question: Name four things that float.
Yup. The VF rose up our of the ground this weekend. I still have not completed that area of Shareholders Pond, so the liner is sitting on the ground overlapping a large pile of dirt. We have had Ark type rain storms for days now. Enough water got under that un-buried lip and lift the VF right up. Luckily I had a pump on hand to get the water out from under the liner, and reset. I guess I have to get this done, ASAP. -- BenignVanilla Pond Site: www.darofamily.com/jeff/links/mypond Remove MYFRONTALLOBE to email me. |
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01-06-2003, 01:44 PM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
Xref: kermit rec.ponds:112729
Witches float? Cathy "BenignVanilla" m wrote in message ... Question: Name four things that float. Yup. The VF rose up our of the ground this weekend. I still have not completed that area of Shareholders Pond, so the liner is sitting on the ground overlapping a large pile of dirt. We have had Ark type rain storms for days now. Enough water got under that un-buried lip and lift the VF right up. Luckily I had a pump on hand to get the water out from under the liner, and reset. I guess I have to get this done, ASAP. -- BenignVanilla Pond Site: www.darofamily.com/jeff/links/mypond Remove MYFRONTALLOBE to email me. |
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01-06-2003, 10:08 PM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
Witches float?
Actually, no--- Sir Bedeve There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us! Sir Bedeve Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them! Sir Bedeve And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches! Peasant 2: Wood! Sir Bedeve Correct. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedeve Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her! Sir Bedeve But don't we also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedeve Now, does wood float in water? Peasant 1: No, no... Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedeve No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread! Peasant 2: Apples! Peasant 3: Very small rocks! Peasant 2: Cherries! Great lumpy gravy! Peasant 3: Crutches! King Arthur: A Duck! Sir Bedeve Exactly! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Yeah, yeah, too much time on my hands.... Back to tossing witches in the pond..... (Unfortunately, I have no ducks) -Mak http://www.thirtytwopaws.com/mak Updates 5/04/03 Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. - Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Pack If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi |
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02-06-2003, 01:56 AM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
"Mary Alice Kropp" wrote in message t... Witches float? Actually, no--- Sir Bedeve There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us! Sir Bedeve Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them! Sir Bedeve And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches! Peasant 2: Wood! Sir Bedeve Correct. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedeve Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her! Sir Bedeve But don't we also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedeve Now, does wood float in water? Peasant 1: No, no... Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedeve No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread! Peasant 2: Apples! Peasant 3: Very small rocks! Peasant 2: Cherries! Great lumpy gravy! Peasant 3: Crutches! King Arthur: A Duck! Sir Bedeve Exactly! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Yeah, yeah, too much time on my hands.... Back to tossing witches in the pond..... (Unfortunately, I have no ducks) -Mak http://www.thirtytwopaws.com/mak Updates 5/04/03 Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. - Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Pack If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi lol Cathy |
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02-06-2003, 04:32 AM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
Oh, let's burn her anyway...
"Mary Alice Kropp" wrote in message t... Witches float? Actually, no--- Sir Bedeve There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us! Sir Bedeve Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them! Sir Bedeve And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches! Peasant 2: Wood! Sir Bedeve Correct. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedeve Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her! Sir Bedeve But don't we also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedeve Now, does wood float in water? Peasant 1: No, no... Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedeve No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread! Peasant 2: Apples! Peasant 3: Very small rocks! Peasant 2: Cherries! Great lumpy gravy! Peasant 3: Crutches! King Arthur: A Duck! Sir Bedeve Exactly! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Yeah, yeah, too much time on my hands.... Back to tossing witches in the pond..... (Unfortunately, I have no ducks) -Mak http://www.thirtytwopaws.com/mak Updates 5/04/03 Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. - Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Pack If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi |
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02-06-2003, 03:45 PM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
"Mary Alice Kropp" wrote in message
t... Witches float? Actually, no--- filmalogical proof snipped But if a she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood, so she must be a witch. So logically (even though it's not in the movie) if she weighs as much as a duck, and ducks float, then she must be made of EPDM and will float given enough water underneath her. BV. |
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03-06-2003, 04:08 AM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
But if a she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood, so she
must be a witch. So logically (even though it's not in the movie) if she weighs as much as a duck, and ducks float, then she must be made of EPDM and will float given enough water underneath her. So, then we can line a hole with her and fill her with water and put some plants and fish in? I'm all for it! -Mak http://www.thirtytwopaws.com/mak Updates 5/04/03 Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. - Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Pack If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi |
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#8
03-06-2003, 04:20 AM
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Answer: Ducks, Witches, Wood and my VF liner
"Mary Alice Kropp" wrote:
So, then we can line a hole with her and fill her with water and put some plants and fish in? I'm all for it! It's a fair cop. Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at www.albany.net/~gwoods Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1200' elevation. NY WO G |
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