A young woman went to confession.

In the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

She said, "Last night my neighbor's husband made passionate love to me seven
times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a
glass and then drink the juice."

She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The Priest said "No, but it'll wipe that damn smile off of your face!


(Submitted by Just Me Koi...Aspiring comic from Cucamonga!)

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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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