OT! I think this one here is funny!
 

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches
a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey buddy, can you spare two bucks?"

The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You aren't going to spend it on
liquor, are you?"

"No sir, I don't drink", retorts the bum.

"You aren't going to throw it away on some fishing gear are you?" asks the
gentleman.

"No way, I don't fish", answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on a hunting license, would you?" asks the
man.

"Never", says the bum, "I don't hunt".

"You wouldn't spend it on a two-bit whore, would you?"

"Oh no", says the bum, "I haven't had a woman in years."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the
man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she see a guy like me at your
table?"

"Probably", says the man, "but it'll be worth it. I want her to see what
happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish, hunt, or have sex".




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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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OT! I think this one here is funny!
 

ROFLOL ... Cute!

Nedra
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"Just Me "Koi"" wrote in message
...
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches
a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey buddy, can you spare two bucks?"

The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You aren't going to spend it on
liquor, are you?"

"No sir, I don't drink", retorts the bum.

"You aren't going to throw it away on some fishing gear are you?" asks the
gentleman.

"No way, I don't fish", answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on a hunting license, would you?" asks the
man.

"Never", says the bum, "I don't hunt".

"You wouldn't spend it on a two-bit whore, would you?"

"Oh no", says the bum, "I haven't had a woman in years."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the
man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she see a guy like me at your
table?"

"Probably", says the man, "but it'll be worth it. I want her to see what
happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish, hunt, or have sex".




--
_______________________________________
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

http://community.webshots.com/user/godwino

OT! I think this one here is funny!
 

Ah yes ........ and his wife served a good dinner too. I remember it
well.
"Just Me "Koi"" wrote in message
...
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches
a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey buddy, can you spare two bucks?"

The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You aren't going to spend it
on
liquor, are you?"

"No sir, I don't drink", retorts the bum.

"You aren't going to throw it away on some fishing gear are you?"
asks the
gentleman.

"No way, I don't fish", answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on a hunting license, would you?" asks
the
man.

"Never", says the bum, "I don't hunt".

"You wouldn't spend it on a two-bit whore, would you?"

"Oh no", says the bum, "I haven't had a woman in years."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading
for the
man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she see a guy like me at
your
table?"

"Probably", says the man, "but it'll be worth it. I want her to see
what
happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish, hunt, or have sex".




--
_______________________________________
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

http://community.webshots.com/user/godwino

OT! I think this one here is funny!
 

Ah yes ........ and his wife served a good dinner too. I remember it
well.
"Just Me "Koi"" wrote in message
...
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches
a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey buddy, can you spare two bucks?"

The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You aren't going to spend it
on
liquor, are you?"

"No sir, I don't drink", retorts the bum.

"You aren't going to throw it away on some fishing gear are you?"
asks the
gentleman.

"No way, I don't fish", answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on a hunting license, would you?" asks
the
man.

"Never", says the bum, "I don't hunt".

"You wouldn't spend it on a two-bit whore, would you?"

"Oh no", says the bum, "I haven't had a woman in years."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading
for the
man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she see a guy like me at
your
table?"

"Probably", says the man, "but it'll be worth it. I want her to see
what
happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish, hunt, or have sex".




--
_______________________________________
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

http://community.webshots.com/user/godwino