The SPAM sketch in it's entirety! ;-)
 

Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and
spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon,
sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage,
spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg
and spam;

(Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause,
served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies,
garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much
spam in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.

Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and
spam has it?

Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon,
spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Ech!

Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg,
bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!

Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam,
spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc

Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam, and spam?

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in
harmony)

The SPAM sketch in it's entirety! ;-)
 

WHERE in heavens name did you find that???
sandra ;D

p.s. K30, I wasnt old enough to have been allowed to stay up either to view
this first run (and possible it didn't play in U.S./not sure). I saw some
sort of retrospective special on them years back where a clip of the sketch
was shown. Another favorite being "I am a lumberjack...", matrix, do you
know that one too?


"[-M_a_t_r_i_x-]" wrote in message
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Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and
spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon,
sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage,
spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg
and spam;

(Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause,
served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies,
garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much
spam in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.

Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and
spam has it?

Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon,
spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Ech!

Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg,
bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!

Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam,
spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc

Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam, and spam?

Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in
harmony)

The SPAM sketch in it's entirety! ;-)
 

On Sat, 13 Sep 2003 00:33:54 -0500 (CDT),
([-M_a_t_r_i_x-]) wrote:


Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Now, do the dead parrot. :-)

Bob