File this under "I Spoke to Soon" (The Heron Cometh)
The CFO called me in a panic from the basement. I cam running upstairs to
find her and all of the kids gaping out the window. The biggest dern Heron I have ever seen was sitting on the swing set drooling over the pond. The CFO was telling the kids to be quiet and keep still, so they wouldn't scare it away. Nilla the siberian husky pond guardian, 1st brigade and I immediately lept in to action. Clearly these civilians did not have the capacity to deal with this threat. Nilla and I ran out of the house employing a series of blasts from our sonic defense weapons. In the end we were successful in scaring away the attacker, and in gaining some useful intel. Apparenly our sonic weapons are effective only at close range. BV. |
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