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kc 12-12-2004 04:09 PM

Oh, no, let's not go there!!!!
Kirsten
"Gareee©" wrote in message
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"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


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Bruno Beam 15-12-2004 04:20 AM

My pond is an interdimensional gateway ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
 
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Benign Vanilla 15-12-2004 04:51 AM


"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?

BV.



Benign Vanilla 15-12-2004 04:51 AM


"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?

BV.



Ka30P 15-12-2004 04:51 AM

zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote Should I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons, hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US of A
due to homeland security and all.
This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.





Ka30P 15-12-2004 04:51 AM

zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote Should I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons, hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US of A
due to homeland security and all.
This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.





Gareee© 15-12-2004 05:03 AM

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine.../mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!



Bill Stock 15-12-2004 05:10 AM


"Benign Vanilla" wrote in message
...

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?

BV.


Doesn't sound like his BioFilters are up to snuff Geordie.




Bill Stock 15-12-2004 05:10 AM


"Benign Vanilla" wrote in message
...

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?

BV.


Doesn't sound like his BioFilters are up to snuff Geordie.




Bill Stock 15-12-2004 05:12 AM


"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote Should

I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I

don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons,

hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up

in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC.


On the other hand it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US

of A
due to homeland security and all.



Yes, I'm sure the orange/yellow/red thing will confuse the hell out of them.
Aliens are colour blind you know.


This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.







Bill Stock 15-12-2004 05:12 AM


"Gareee©" wrote in message
...
"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute

the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


Beat them with an axe of course.


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine.../mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!





Ka30P 15-12-2004 03:26 PM

Gareee wrote Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to
best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


I remember, Slim Whitman songs! Causes their heads to explode. Saw that in a
movie once. Wonder if that would work with fish euthanasia?



Gareee© 15-12-2004 03:33 PM

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
Gareee wrote Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how
to
best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


I remember, Slim Whitman songs! Causes their heads to explode. Saw that in
a
movie once. Wonder if that would work with fish euthanasia?


Only Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... SPLAT!


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine.../mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!



Gareee© 15-12-2004 03:33 PM

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
Gareee wrote Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how
to
best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


I remember, Slim Whitman songs! Causes their heads to explode. Saw that in
a
movie once. Wonder if that would work with fish euthanasia?


Only Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... SPLAT!


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine.../mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!



Benign Vanilla 15-12-2004 03:34 PM


"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote Should

I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?


That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I

don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons,

hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up

in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand

it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US

of A
due to homeland security and all.
This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.


Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

BV.




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