A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says
his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a
joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude.
How much water did you drink?"

chortle.
Mothers of teenagers are not supposed to laugh at jokes like this....


kathy :-)
3000 gallon pond
800 gallon frog bog
home of the watergardening labradors
zone 7 SE WA state

chortle.
Mothers of teenagers are not supposed to laugh at jokes like this....


kathy :-)
3000 gallon pond
800 gallon frog bog
home of the watergardening labradors
zone 7 SE WA state

Good one, BV! Yet another of the myriad of wonderful medicinal
properties of cannabis sativa!
Gary

Good one, BV! Yet another of the myriad of wonderful medicinal
properties of cannabis sativa!
Gary

I always wondered why BV spent so much time by the veggie filter.
Over feed those fish. The "veggies" need more nitrates!!!!!


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"Benign Vanilla" wrote in
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says
his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a
joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude.
How much water did you drink?"

LOL I can relate to that



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On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:31:44 -0500, "Benign Vanilla"
wrote something like:

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On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:31:44 -0500, "Benign Vanilla"
wrote something like:

Submitted to ahbou.
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Crashj