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OT Joke About Monkees, Lizards and Marijuana
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey. They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!" The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude. How much water did you drink?" |
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