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Old 08-02-2003, 03:29 AM
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This is turning into a real fun site. So many Gardeners are participating and
viewing. Come check it out for yourself at Http://www.gardenbuddies.com all you
need to do is say Hi once you are there.

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Old 08-02-2003, 03:46 AM
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Gardening is not supposed to be fun.

If God had meant gardening to be fun
he would *not* have:
- deposited boulders in the soil, the kind you
clang on with your shovel and the pain shoots out
your opposite ear.
- sent rain to your newly dug hole.
- set the sun on broil the day you get your friends to help you lay the liner.
- directed a root to break through that liner.
- given you one week of clear water and then cursed you with three months of
solid green water.
- designed koi to change their pretty colours.
- invented crafty fish eating land sharks such as herons, kingfishers, snakes,
snapping turtles and raccoons.

I could go on but you get the picture.
You see, we're still paying for Adam and Eve's
behavior in the Garden of Eden, how else can
you explain slugs, snails, aphids, mites, earwigs...




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Old 08-02-2003, 04:04 AM
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K30a wrote:
Gardening is not supposed to be fun.

If God had meant gardening to be fun
he would *not* have:
- deposited boulders in the soil, the kind you
clang on with your shovel and the pain shoots out
your opposite ear.
- sent rain to your newly dug hole.
- set the sun on broil the day you get your friends to help you lay the liner.
- directed a root to break through that liner.
- given you one week of clear water and then cursed you with three months of
solid green water.
- designed koi to change their pretty colours.
- invented crafty fish eating land sharks such as herons, kingfishers, snakes,
snapping turtles and raccoons.

I could go on but you get the picture.
You see, we're still paying for Adam and Eve's
behavior in the Garden of Eden, how else can
you explain slugs, snails, aphids, mites, earwigs...




k30a


Kathy

would you quit that Im going to get seriously hurt by laughing that hard
one of these days
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