Unique brown rose hybrid
I've discovered a unique fertilizer that I'd like to share with the
group. Yes, I'm a lurker! Some of you may view this as somewhat unorthedox as far as fertilizers go but I assure you that there is method to my madness. I was able to produce a unique hybrid rose that has a beautiful brown tint to it. My secret? I mix in some of my feces into the soil. Not much mind you. Just a pinch. It goes so well with the peat moss and best of all, it's natural! By carefully recording the amounts of fecal material I use, I've was able to formulate my very own recipe that makes roses brown and I mean shit brown! My man turds haven't affected the aroma of the rose so it's back to the drawing board for that but I feel I am very close to a breakthrough. I'll post more of my research if the group wants me to. You can catch me in the newsgroup rec.music.beatles if you'd like. I'm a musicologist. Ian --- Naughty but gay |
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