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Old 27-03-2004, 08:32 PM
 
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When You Hear The Heavy Accent & The Poor Phone Connection... HANG UP!!
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I think you must know what I’m talking about. Together, a heavy foreign accent,
coupled with a lousy phone connection can only mean one thing... An outsourced
operation, in a place like India, China, The Philippines, etc.; where some
greedy American corporation is saving a few pieces of Silver and displacing
American workers in the process.
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The best thing you can do is hang up... look for the companies’ on-shore counterpart
and complain! Tell them you’re sick and tired of sub-standard services by people
who speak English so poorly that you can hardly communicate... are most often
poorly trained... have little accountability for the advice they give you... often can’t be
heard clearly because of a poor satellite phone connection... conveniently block
their caller-ID... give themselves phony names like ‘Tina’ or ’Jimmy’ (to deceive you
into thinking they’re local) and most often provide no avenue to escalate an issue
to someone who can really help.
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Corporations will only end this practice if they see they’re losing their customer
base as a consequence. Let’s start doing our part by starting a grass-roots
movement...
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When You Hear The Heavy Accent & The Poor Phone Connection... HANG UP!
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Tell them you’re sick and tired of sub-standard services by people
who speak English so poorly that you can hardly communicate... are
most often
poorly trained... have little accountability for the advice they give
you... often can’t be
heard clearly because of a poor satellite phone connection...
conveniently block
their caller-ID... give themselves phony names like ‘Tina’ or ’Jimmy’


True enough, sometimes however I have no choice but to communicate
with our colonial cousins in the US :-))

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Old 28-03-2004, 03:06 PM
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"John Carruthers" wrote in
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Tell them you’re sick and tired of sub-standard services by people

who speak English so poorly that you can hardly communicate... are
most often
poorly trained... have little accountability for the advice they give
you... often can’t be
heard clearly because of a poor satellite phone connection...
conveniently block
their caller-ID... give themselves phony names like ‘Tina’ or ’Jimmy’


True enough, sometimes however I have no choice but to communicate
with our colonial cousins in the US :-))

JC (UK)

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Ever try to get a reasonable answer from MSN or Hotmail?????
It's as if they cant read English or they have the computer pick a key word
to give you a form answer that almost never comes close to your question.
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It's as if they cant read English or they have the computer pick a
key word
to give you a form answer that almost never comes close to your
question.

I expect they still have their dictionaries set to US English(ization)
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"dusty" wrote:

Ever try to get a reasonable answer from MSN or Hotmail?????


Heh.

It's as if they cant read English or they have the computer pick a key

word
to give you a form answer that almost never comes close to your question.


Many companies do in fact have email programs that contain dozens of form
letter type standard replies to customer inquiries. The customer circus
reps thereby don't even have to engage in any thought or reasoning or even
really try to solve the problem. The customer gets a one-size-fits-all
email that the company HOPES will solve the problem, or at least keep the
customer off the phones (which cost rather more money to operate).

Jason




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Old 01-04-2004, 06:49 PM
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Default When You Hear The Heavy Accent & The Poor Phone Connection... HANG UP!! ____ jgFaveL6


"dusty" wrote:

Ever try to get a reasonable answer from MSN or Hotmail?????


Heh.

It's as if they cant read English or they have the computer pick a key

word
to give you a form answer that almost never comes close to your question.


Many companies do in fact have email programs that contain dozens of form
letter type standard replies to customer inquiries. The customer circus
reps thereby don't even have to engage in any thought or reasoning or even
really try to solve the problem. The customer gets a one-size-fits-all
email that the company HOPES will solve the problem, or at least keep the
customer off the phones (which cost rather more money to operate).

Jason


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