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18-05-2004, 02:21 PM
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:Maišen o Mayhem: wrote:
(Ack) posted this after picking a scab off his willy: (Bits & pieces convieniently snipped to save time and not to mention my time.) you gorgeous little thing, I thought that it was impossible for you to become any more stupid, but you just keep defying the odds and shedding those IQ points, don't you Cyndi dear. You're truly astonishing, in a dogshit kind of way  Ack, Ack, Ack...What am I going to have to do with you?? Cyndi dear, you can't do anything with me and that's you frustration dear. Tell ya what... Tell yourself what, because you're the only one who'll pay any attention to your little meanderings, dear. I'll make it easy on you, Face it, you've never managed to be anything but easy on anyone. You're not exactly a challenge, are you dear. and let you choose your own punishment for being such a glorified, Class A #1 Ass-Sniffer. Oh my gosh an "ass-sniffer" lame. How special! First sighted in 1957 and thought to be extinct for the last eighteen years. Listed below are news:buh.shit approved punishments. So choose carefully: 1.) 4 inches of barbed wire threaded up your pee-hole, and twisted after insertion. zzz 2.) A pint sized milk carton shoved into your nostril. zzzz 3.) A cinderblock hung from your remaining testicle. zzzzz 4.) A cold salt-water and beer enema. zzzzzz 5.) Your anus stuffed with a mixture of shooter marbles and broken glass. zzzzzzz 6.) An entire year of being my own personal bitch-boy. zzzzzzzzz If I were you, my precious, I would chose #6. Would you, Cyndi dear? And that would matter to me because...? (your answer on the back of a postage stamp). I realize that you'll never get over the fact that miscreant is ten times the woman that you could ever aspire to be, but your cute little cut-and-paste attempts at insults really aren't going to improve your sorry little lot in life. Keep licking the other webbies assholes and they may finally accept you into their fold at some stage, but the smart money says that even the other webbies will continue to snicker at you behind your back. HAND, sweetie, not that anyone would give a shit. |
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