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Phred 05-04-2003 07:08 AM

R&D jargon decoded (Extension 1 to 3 of 9)
 
Found in a pamphlett anonymously circulating around the building:

1. "It is the result of a nutrient imbalance."
= I haven't any idea what is wrong.

2. "Looks like a virus disease."
= Never saw it before.

3. "It is becoming a serious problem."
= This is the second time I've seen it.


[ To be continued. ]


Cheers, Phred.

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