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Dave Larrington wrote: There /is/ no spoon. A fish -- Malc |
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:20:13 +0200, martin wrote:
On 24 Aug 2005 11:01:29 +0100, Egbert Egret wrote: On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:39:24 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades wrote: The message from (Richard Bos) contains these words: No, we already know where teaspoons go. They migrate to cupboards belonging to people like me, who don't take sugar in their tea. Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to hfr a shovel.) Then why do you need a teaspoon? How else to stir? usenet ? |
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The message
from Egbert Egret contains these words: On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:39:24 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades wrote: The message from (Richard Bos) contains these words: No, we already know where teaspoons go. They migrate to cupboards belonging to people like me, who don't take sugar in their tea. Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to hfr a shovel.) Then why do you need a teaspoon? For measuring tea into the pot innit. And somethymes for a sluuurp-reptitious assault on the honey. -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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The message
from martin contains these words: Then why do you need a teaspoon? How else to stir? With me big woodle spoon, how else? -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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The message .com
from "Malc" contains these words: Dave Larrington wrote: There /is/ no spoon. A fish Is that a fish, Al? -- Rusty Emus to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co full-stop uk http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message k... The message .com from "Malc" contains these words: Dave Larrington wrote: There /is/ no spoon. A fish Is that a fish, Al? No, it's a quantum leap. Ali |
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"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message k... The message from Egbert Egret contains these words: Then why do you need a teaspoon? For measuring tea into the pot innit. You are a deeply civilised bunny, imo. Ali |
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On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 18:07:17 +0100, Guy King wrote:
I can't get my brane round a naked singularity. ummmM It's bad enough seeing some bodies in 3D, imagine having to see them in 12D ! |
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Krane wrote:
In article , says... Krane wrote: In article , says... Sorry - I have been plagued with red bridal satin today. Is that a devilishly original bride, or togs for some other member of the party? Five bridesmaids. Rather too many for my tastes, but not as bad as the 16 I did for a weeding last summer. 16 eh? And I thought our Ruth had lost the plot going for 8. Mined ewe, when they came tripping down the aisle carring their posies I nearly died of an acute attack of Aaaw-look-at-the-pretties-itis. 16 lasses all between 5 and 11, in long white skirts, each with a different coloured top, and matching ribons in their hair, which was Up in a most lady-like way, and they all had little diamante crowns! Each lass held a single white rose, with matching ribon. As they went into their choir stalls in the curch, they gave the mums their roses, and the bride's mum put them all together with the single red one the bride carried, so they made a posy of white roses with a single dark red one in the miggle. Very cute all round. The bride's top was a rainbow! I also welded crystals all over her veil. -- Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons http://www.katedicey.co.uk Click on Kate's Pages and explore! |
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:19:29 +0100, "Ali Hopkins"
wrote: "Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message . uk... The message .com from "Malc" contains these words: Dave Larrington wrote: There /is/ no spoon. A fish Is that a fish, Al? No, it's a quantum leap. Some fishes are leptons. including salmon. |
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Kate Dicey wrote:
Krane wrote: In article , says... Krane wrote: In article , says... Sorry - I have been plagued with red bridal satin today. Is that a devilishly original bride, or togs for some other member of the party? Five bridesmaids. Rather too many for my tastes, but not as bad as the 16 I did for a weeding last summer. 16 eh? And I thought our Ruth had lost the plot going for 8. Mined ewe, when they came tripping down the aisle carring their posies I nearly died of an acute attack of Aaaw-look-at-the-pretties-itis. 16 lasses all between 5 and 11, in long white skirts, each with a different coloured top, and matching ribons in their hair, which was Up in a most lady-like way, and they all had little diamante crowns! Each lass held a single white rose, with matching ribon. As they went into their choir stalls in the curch, they gave the mums their roses, and the bride's mum put them all together with the single red one the bride carried, so they made a posy of white roses with a single dark red one in the miggle. Very cute all round. The bride's top was a rainbow! I also welded crystals all over her veil. I don't feel very well. -- Mike. |
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Mike Lyle wrote:
Kate Dicey wrote: Krane wrote: In article , says... Krane wrote: In article , says... Sorry - I have been plagued with red bridal satin today. Is that a devilishly original bride, or togs for some other member of the party? Five bridesmaids. Rather too many for my tastes, but not as bad as the 16 I did for a weeding last summer. 16 eh? And I thought our Ruth had lost the plot going for 8. Mined ewe, when they came tripping down the aisle carring their posies I nearly died of an acute attack of Aaaw-look-at-the-pretties-itis. 16 lasses all between 5 and 11, in long white skirts, each with a different coloured top, and matching ribons in their hair, which was Up in a most lady-like way, and they all had little diamante crowns! Each lass held a single white rose, with matching ribon. As they went into their choir stalls in the curch, they gave the mums their roses, and the bride's mum put them all together with the single red one the bride carried, so they made a posy of white roses with a single dark red one in the miggle. Very cute all round. The bride's top was a rainbow! I also welded crystals all over her veil. I don't feel very well. It were a lovely weeding. Wet, but fun. -- Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons http://www.katedicey.co.uk Click on Kate's Pages and explore! |
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The message
from "Mike Jones" contains these words: Sorry, being I was being satyrical. URPriapusAICM£5 -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
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The message
from Egbert Egret contains these words: Please explain then, why i can never find a teaspoon? I don't take sugar in tea, cocoa, etc (and don't drink coughy) and use very little in anything else. (Except when I'm winemolishing, in which case I tend to hfr a shovel.) Then why do you need a teaspoon? OK, smartarse, how do /you/ get earwax from your ear into the storage jar? -- Skipweasel. In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark. |
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