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Sacha 02-12-2005 04:49 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
Considering the grumbles sometimes seen here about the stuff you have to
wade through at garden centres to get to the plants, I thought it might
amuse urglers to hear of a survey we've just been sent by a trade
organisation, asking us to tick all the various things we sell or provide.
The possibles a
aquatics, barbecues, books/magazine, children's play area, Christmas goods,
coffee shop/restaurant, conservatories, cut flowers, disabled access, DIY
products, fencing, floristry, garden design and landscaping, garden
construction materials, garden furniture, garden machinery, garden sheds,
garden tools, giftware, greenhouses, health food, houseplants, customer
information desk, carp parking and estimated no. of spaces, customer toiler
facilities, pets/pet products. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Mike 02-12-2005 04:54 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
.. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?



Nick Maclaren 02-12-2005 05:27 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
In article ,
Mike wrote:
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?


You are simply being ridiculous. Please stop it.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Gary Woods 02-12-2005 05:35 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
Sacha wrote:

carp parking and estimated no. of spaces


Is that a novelty sign, or a Piscean slip?

(I'm with Nick, another response was way out of line, and I tend to be more
sensitive than most on matters of spam, etc.)


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

Tumbleweed 02-12-2005 05:41 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
"Mike" wrote in message
...
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((



LOL, like we hadnt seen it on every other one of her posts so this would
make a *huge* difference...not.

:-(((((((((((

Can you not give it a rest?

Ditto

--
Tumbleweed

email replies not necessary but to contact use;
tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com



Spider 02-12-2005 06:27 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 

Mike wrote in message
...
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?


Your grapes have gone sour, Mike. I suggest you did up the vine. Do not
risk composting it - it is obviously too diseased.

Spider



PammyT 02-12-2005 06:33 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 

"Gary Woods" wrote in message
...
Sacha wrote:

carp parking and estimated no. of spaces


Is that a novelty sign, or a Piscean slip?

(I'm with Nick, another response was way out of line, and I tend to be

more
sensitive than most on matters of spam, etc.)

Perhaps it is car parking only for the Ford Koi
or Koi pride, or Ford Koitina cars??



Alan Holmes 02-12-2005 06:53 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 

"Mike" wrote in message
...
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?


And you qualify for the killfile!






Richard Brooks 02-12-2005 06:54 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
Mike wrote:
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.

;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)



and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?


It's part of his SIG which you read about in the Usenet Guidelines and
it's four lines, good man! Anyway, it's a great name as it reminds me
of when I could afford to stay at Hill House - In the dark! In the night!

Richard.




JennyC 02-12-2005 06:56 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 

"Sacha" wrote in message
.uk...
Considering the grumbles sometimes seen here about the stuff you have to
wade through at garden centres to get to the plants, I thought it might
amuse urglers to hear of a survey we've just been sent by a trade
organisation, asking us to tick all the various things we sell or provide.
The possibles a
aquatics, barbecues, books/magazine, children's play area, Christmas goods,
coffee shop/restaurant, conservatories, cut flowers, disabled access, DIY
products, fencing, floristry, garden design and landscaping, garden
construction materials, garden furniture, garden machinery, garden sheds,
garden tools, giftware, greenhouses, health food, houseplants, customer
information desk, carp parking and estimated no. of spaces, customer toiler
facilities, pets/pet products. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
Sacha


They forgot:
Xmas ornaments
Easter bunnies
Dried flowers
etc etc
Jenny :~)



JennyC 02-12-2005 06:57 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 

"PammyT" wrote in message
...

"Gary Woods" wrote in message
...
Sacha wrote:

carp parking and estimated no. of spaces


Is that a novelty sign, or a Piscean slip?

(I'm with Nick, another response was way out of line, and I tend to be

more
sensitive than most on matters of spam, etc.)

Perhaps it is car parking only for the Ford Koi
or Koi pride, or Ford Koitina cars??


LOL - inspired, PammyT :~))

Jenny



Sacha 02-12-2005 07:02 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
On 2/12/05 5:35 pm, in article ,
"Gary Woods" wrote:

Sacha wrote:

carp parking and estimated no. of spaces


Is that a novelty sign, or a Piscean slip?


aaagh! And I noticed I wrote 'toiler', instead of toilet. You're slipping.
;-)

(I'm with Nick, another response was way out of line, and I tend to be more
sensitive than most on matters of spam, etc.)

Ignore it - the charter of this group says that four lines including,
advertising of garden related businesses, is acceptable. I would like to
have seen those wimps tell Cormaic he was out of line........ ;-)


Sacha 02-12-2005 07:03 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
On 2/12/05 6:54 pm, in article
, "Richard Brooks"
wrote:

Mike wrote:
. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.

;-(
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)



and you just had to have a dig and advertise your business din't you?

:-((((

Can you not give it a rest?


It's part of his SIG which you read about in the Usenet Guidelines and
it's four lines, good man! Anyway, it's a great name as it reminds me
of when I could afford to stay at Hill House - In the dark! In the night!

She - wife of owner. ;-) You stayed at Hill House? This Hill House? Ray
and his first wife used to run the cottage as a holiday let many years ago.
Were you one of their guests there?
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Sacha 02-12-2005 07:08 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
On 2/12/05 6:56 pm, in article , "JennyC"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
.uk...
Considering the grumbles sometimes seen here about the stuff you have to
wade through at garden centres to get to the plants, I thought it might
amuse urglers to hear of a survey we've just been sent by a trade
organisation, asking us to tick all the various things we sell or provide.
The possibles a
aquatics, barbecues, books/magazine, children's play area, Christmas goods,
coffee shop/restaurant, conservatories, cut flowers, disabled access, DIY
products, fencing, floristry, garden design and landscaping, garden
construction materials, garden furniture, garden machinery, garden sheds,
garden tools, giftware, greenhouses, health food, houseplants, customer
information desk, carp parking and estimated no. of spaces, customer toiler
facilities, pets/pet products. Please note - nowhere does it say 'plants'.
;-(
Sacha


They forgot:
Xmas ornaments


Christmas goods are in there but not the rest, I agree. Easter bunnies
Dried flowers
etc etc


snip
We are going to write back to say that we have a tea room, a car park,
customer loos and that we sell nothing but plants or cream teas! I'm not
at all sure that we'll fit into any category. ;-)

--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Sacha 02-12-2005 07:09 PM

Sign of the garden centre times........
 
On 2/12/05 6:33 pm, in article ,
"PammyT" wrote:


"Gary Woods" wrote in message
...
Sacha wrote:

carp parking and estimated no. of spaces


Is that a novelty sign, or a Piscean slip?

(I'm with Nick, another response was way out of line, and I tend to be

more
sensitive than most on matters of spam, etc.)

Perhaps it is car parking only for the Ford Koi
or Koi pride, or Ford Koitina cars??


Oh that's very good - time for a new keyboard for me, I think!
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)



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