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Sacha 06-02-2006 10:11 AM

For David Poole
 
David, can you remember the name of the exceptionally stinky blue flowering
plant we have in the prop. house? Someone gave it to Ray a few years ago
and I remember you named it for us last year. It is rather pretty with a
trailing sort of habit but the 'scent' outstrips Salvia turkestanica, IMO.
I had to move it from its position near the door, right down to the far end,
because it was sending out huge waves of the most awful BO on a warm day!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Sacha 06-02-2006 04:13 PM

For David Poole
 
On 6/2/06 15:01, in article ,
"Dave Poole" wrote:

Sacha wrote:

David, can you remember the name of the exceptionally stinky blue flowering
plant we have in the prop. house? Someone gave it to Ray a few years ago
and I remember you named it for us last year.


Ah, you mean the supremely offensive Plectranthus neochilus.

It is rather pretty with a
trailing sort of habit but the 'scent' outstrips Salvia turkestanica, IMO.
I had to move it from its position near the door, right down to the far end,
because it was sending out huge waves of the most awful BO on a warm day!


It is extremely attractive when it forms a mat of grey foliage,
smothered with bright purple tipped, verdigris bracts and soft blue
flowers as it did here last summer. Unfortunately it emitted such a
sickeningly foetid stench (and I mean truly stomach churning) every
time it got reasonably warm, that I had to rip it out. Urghh! I can
imagine the pong now - dreadful!

Thanks so much, David, that's the one. I was weeding in the prop.house
today and it 'caught' me by hiding behind something else. As I moved the
front plant, my hand just brushed the Plectranthus and this wave of
nauseating scent engulfed me!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Janet Baraclough 06-02-2006 06:26 PM

For David Poole
 
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from Dave Poole contains these words:

ay!

It is extremely attractive when it forms a mat of grey foliage,
smothered with bright purple tipped, verdigris bracts and soft blue
flowers as it did here last summer. Unfortunately it emitted such a
sickeningly foetid stench (and I mean truly stomach churning) every
time it got reasonably warm, that I had to rip it out. Urghh! I can
imagine the pong now - dreadful!


Sounds like a Revenge Plant. Good for planting on the boundary to
noisy neighbours.
How hardy is it?

Janet

Sacha 06-02-2006 10:44 PM

For David Poole
 
On 6/2/06 19:25, in article ,
"Dave Poole" wrote:

Janet wrote:

ay!

[Snip]
Sounds like a Revenge Plant. Good for planting on the boundary to
noisy neighbours.
How hardy is it?


Believe me Janet, neighbours would have to be exceptionally
objectionable for you to put up with that stink. It is one of those
smells that once sniffed, seems to remain in your nostrils for hours,
nay - days if not months. Lovely plant, but only from the other side
of a twin-glazed window. I can cope with stinky aroids that pretend
to be 10 day old meat, but this one hits the 'gripe-button' at the top
of your stomach and immediately sets off a retching action.

Being a Plectranthus, it is South African .. and one of the hardier
members of that bunch too. It will take several degrees of frost, but
not if accompanied with rain when it warms up by day. The leaves are
clad in dense, very short, silvery hairs and are easily waterlogged.
If you can provide rain cover in winter, it would probably flourish
with you, but could you cope?

And would you want to? Its smell is awful, truly vile. I think I'll put it
outside tomorrow and hope for a sharp frost. ;-) After brushing against it
today, I washed my hands at least three times and still had a whiff of it on
my skin a couple of hours later. My daughter was helping me for a while
this afternoon and accused the dogs of unspeakable things when she got a
scent of it!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Janet Baraclough 06-02-2006 11:01 PM

For David Poole
 
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from Dave Poole contains these words:

I can cope with stinky aroids that pretend
to be 10 day old meat, but this one hits the 'gripe-button' at the top
of your stomach and immediately sets off a retching action.


I once grew one as a potplant . It was standing on an indoor
windowsill of an unused room and the curtains were closed because a
neighbour had died and this was the usual social habit of the time and
area. So, I hadn't noticed the plant had come into flower. It was also
the day the new carpet arrived with a fitter, just as I sat down to
nurse the baby, so the fitter just went ahead on his own.

About three minutes later he came staggering out, absolutely green,
and told me there must be something dead under the floorboards and he
could not possibly work in there....

Being a Plectranthus, it is South African .. and one of the hardier
members of that bunch too. It will take several degrees of frost, but
not if accompanied with rain when it warms up by day. The leaves are
clad in dense, very short, silvery hairs and are easily waterlogged.
If you can provide rain cover in winter, it would probably flourish
with you, but could you cope?


Hm, fortunately my neighbours are very well behaved...

Janet

Rupert 08-02-2006 10:45 AM

For David Poole
 

"Dave Poole" wrote in message
...
Janet wrote:

I can cope with stinky aroids that pretend
to be 10 day old meat,


I once grew one as a potplant . It was standing on an indoor
windowsill of an unused room and the curtains were closed because a
neighbour had died and this was the usual social habit of the time and
area. So, I hadn't noticed the plant had come into flower. It was also
the day the new carpet arrived with a fitter, just as I sat down to
nurse the baby, so the fitter just went ahead on his own.


Ah you mean the 'Voodoo lily' - Typhonium (Sauromatum) venosum. Yes,
they used to sell tubers at Woolies for a few pennies and triumph its
ability to produce flowers without any soil or water. Just stick it
in a saucer on the windowsill they said. Well, me being a 9yr. old at
the time did just that. I marveled at the speed with which the flower
grew and when the thing opened, was not unduly concerned about the
smell. (9 yr. old boys rarely worry about things like that.) Mother
however, caused a considerable fuss when she came into my room and at
first I was accused of keeping a dead animal hidden in a box
somewhere. The pong was tracked down to the Typhonium and it was
turfed out much to my dismay. Woolies never mentioned the smell -
small wonder.

I have a clump of it in the garden, since the large, 80cms. wide
parasols of broad, ribbed leaflets on top of 1.3m. high, maroon
spotted silvery stems are very exotic. It is really quite hardy in
well drained soil and is a superb 'filler'. 5 flowers opened at the
same time last spring and the combined effect was ... well, if you
try to imagine how a long-dead elephant might smell, you'd have a
pretty good idea. Luckily, the stench lasts only for a day. I could
cut them off when they appear, but they are quite attractive albeit
very sinister in appearance.


Dave Poole
Torquay, Coastal South Devon UK
Winter min -2°C. Summer max 34°C.
Growing season: March - November


Arum dracunculus grows right outside my front door and has done since I
moved here 9 years ago (well drained- south facing)
Definitely the wrong plant in the wrong place.
It always takes me by surprise every year without fail . Early June and it
suddenly opens and the house starts to fill with those big blowflies and
other assorted bugs. For the first few hours the thing is an orgy of flies
and one or two strange beetles. Smell is rotting fish with a hint of dog poo
and just a soupcon of vomit. Smell is gone after 1 day unless you stuff
your nose close to it, which all visitors and kids do (just once).
Can I assume that Sacha (being a refined Lady) declined to accurately
describe the smell of Salvia Turk as that of Tom cat ****?
If this is so, then my sense of smell is on the way out because I always
smell pineapple (slightly different).



Sacha 08-02-2006 11:03 AM

For David Poole
 
On 8/2/06 10:45, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:

snip
Can I assume that Sacha (being a refined Lady) declined to accurately
describe the smell of Salvia Turk as that of Tom cat ****?
If this is so, then my sense of smell is on the way out because I always
smell pineapple (slightly different).


IME, refined Ladies are among the most outspoken creatures on the planet!
No, I think S. turkestanica smells like the worst possible case of BO. A
Swedish friend calls it 'the typists' pool' because he said it makes him
think of cheap perfume, wet wool and inadequate deodorant! I did point out
to him that men can be secretaries, too........
There IS a pineapple sage but if you think S. turkestanica smells of that -
well!!
To me, the thing that does smell of cat's pee is Choisya ternata and of
course box, en masse and after rain.
But to get onto truly heavenly scents, I'm after Matthew and Ray to order
some Populus balsamica because the smell of that, after a shower of rain and
a warmish day is a transport of delight, IMO. I don't really understand why
it isn't planted more because it's wonderful. Is there some drawback to it
that other poplars don't have?
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)





Rupert 08-02-2006 12:35 PM

For David Poole
 

"Sacha" wrote in message
id...
On 8/2/06 10:45, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:

snip
Can I assume that Sacha (being a refined Lady) declined to accurately
describe the smell of Salvia Turk as that of Tom cat ****?
If this is so, then my sense of smell is on the way out because I always
smell pineapple (slightly different).


IME, refined Ladies are among the most outspoken creatures on the planet!
No, I think S. turkestanica smells like the worst possible case of BO. A
Swedish friend calls it 'the typists' pool' because he said it makes him
think of cheap perfume, wet wool and inadequate deodorant! I did point
out
to him that men can be secretaries, too........
There IS a pineapple sage but if you think S. turkestanica smells of
that -
well!!
To me, the thing that does smell of cat's pee is Choisya ternata and of
course box, en masse and after rain.
But to get onto truly heavenly scents, I'm after Matthew and Ray to order
some Populus balsamica because the smell of that, after a shower of rain
and
a warmish day is a transport of delight, IMO. I don't really understand
why
it isn't planted more because it's wonderful. Is there some drawback to
it
that other poplars don't have?
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Salvia Turk--Big sack like pendulous blob before it opens with blue/pink
flowers.--not a very eloquent description. It's another one of those "it's
biennial no it's perennial plants".
I have tried to sow seed but rubbish results. I usually find a self seeder
in the most unlikely place.

That was a rotten trick asking about Populus balsamica;-)
I have had to resort to the almost redundant books and I always get side
tracked by something interesting.
It's there in the RHS encyclopaedia (P balsamifera ) a couple of varieties.
No caveats mentioned. Hilliers gives a good account but apart from lime
chlorosis and canker her does not appear to be anything to worry about.

Many in this area are coming to the end of their natural life.
Unfortunately Poplars seem to have acquired a bit of a reputation as being
scruffy, boring and are responsible for structural damage.
In it's defence that's because it was used as a "Municipal Tree". Over
exposed, planted too close to the new high rise blocks, and a natural and
safe play thing for Phase 1 kids, who know that lower branches can be used
to build dens, good as a whip, or if you are pushed makes a half decent bow.
Phase 2 sees the poor thing used as a climbing frame and by Phase 3 there is
not enough cover left have a decent courting session.



Sacha 08-02-2006 02:09 PM

For David Poole
 
On 8/2/06 12:35, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
id...
On 8/2/06 10:45, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:

snip
Can I assume that Sacha (being a refined Lady) declined to accurately
describe the smell of Salvia Turk as that of Tom cat ****?
If this is so, then my sense of smell is on the way out because I always
smell pineapple (slightly different).


IME, refined Ladies are among the most outspoken creatures on the planet!
No, I think S. turkestanica smells like the worst possible case of BO. A
Swedish friend calls it 'the typists' pool' because he said it makes him
think of cheap perfume, wet wool and inadequate deodorant! I did point
out
to him that men can be secretaries, too........
There IS a pineapple sage but if you think S. turkestanica smells of
that -
well!!
To me, the thing that does smell of cat's pee is Choisya ternata and of
course box, en masse and after rain.
But to get onto truly heavenly scents, I'm after Matthew and Ray to order
some Populus balsamica because the smell of that, after a shower of rain
and
a warmish day is a transport of delight, IMO. I don't really understand
why
it isn't planted more because it's wonderful. Is there some drawback to
it
that other poplars don't have?
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Salvia Turk--Big sack like pendulous blob before it opens with blue/pink
flowers.--not a very eloquent description. It's another one of those "it's
biennial no it's perennial plants".
I have tried to sow seed but rubbish results. I usually find a self seeder
in the most unlikely place.


That sounds rather like it!

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...O-8859-1&hl=en

That was a rotten trick asking about Populus balsamica;-)
I have had to resort to the almost redundant books and I always get side
tracked by something interesting.
It's there in the RHS encyclopaedia (P balsamifera ) a couple of varieties.
No caveats mentioned. Hilliers gives a good account but apart from lime
chlorosis and canker her does not appear to be anything to worry about.


It's surprisingly 'hard to find'. Goodness knows why. And yes, I should
have remembered that 'balsamica' was the lazy description of it!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)



Rupert 08-02-2006 04:38 PM

For David Poole
 

"Sacha" wrote in message
id...
On 8/2/06 12:35, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
id...
On 8/2/06 10:45, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:

snip
But to get onto truly heavenly scents, I'm after Matthew and Ray to
order
some Populus balsamica because the smell of that, after a shower of rain
and
a warmish day is a transport of delight, IMO. I don't really understand
why
it isn't planted more because it's wonderful. Is there some drawback to
it
that other poplars don't have?
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


snip

That was a rotten trick asking about Populus balsamica;-)
I have had to resort to the almost redundant books and I always get side
tracked by something interesting.
It's there in the RHS encyclopaedia (P balsamifera ) a couple of
varieties.
No caveats mentioned. Hilliers gives a good account but apart from lime
chlorosis and canker her does not appear to be anything to worry about.


It's surprisingly 'hard to find'. Goodness knows why. And yes, I should
have remembered that 'balsamica' was the lazy description of it!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Poplar aint Popular.
On a more helpful note have you tried
Bowhayes Trees Ltd
www.bowhayestrees.co.uk

email:
Ottery St Mary, Devon Tel: 01404 812229

Contact John or Monica Spanton (Might be Stanton) --bloody Devon Accents:-)






Sacha 08-02-2006 05:28 PM

For David Poole
 
On 8/2/06 16:38, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
id...

snip
It's surprisingly 'hard to find'. Goodness knows why. And yes, I should
have remembered that 'balsamica' was the lazy description of it!

Poplar aint Popular.
On a more helpful note have you tried
Bowhayes Trees Ltd
www.bowhayestrees.co.uk

email:
Ottery St Mary, Devon Tel: 01404 812229

Contact John or Monica Spanton (Might be Stanton) --bloody Devon Accents:-)

Thank you for that info. And there's nothing wrong with Devon accents, my
loverrrrrr - not to be taken literally. Good old Devonian expression, along
with 'my maid' and 'my man' for spouses but sadly falling out of use almost
entirely. There are a few nurseries in the Plant Finder so I'm going to
ring all of them and hope it's the Duchy nursery that has it because we
want to go down to the Turner Exhibition in St Ives and it would all fit in
nicely! Otherwise, it's a trip to Ottery St Mary!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Duncan 08-02-2006 10:02 PM

For David Poole
 

"Sacha" wrote in message
id...
On 8/2/06 10:45, in article , "Rupert"
wrote:

snip
Can I assume that Sacha (being a refined Lady) declined to accurately
describe the smell of Salvia Turk as that of Tom cat ****?
If this is so, then my sense of smell is on the way out because I always
smell pineapple (slightly different).


IME, refined Ladies are among the most outspoken creatures on the planet!
No, I think S. turkestanica smells like the worst possible case of BO. A
Swedish friend calls it 'the typists' pool' because he said it makes him
think of cheap perfume, wet wool and inadequate deodorant! I did point

out
to him that men can be secretaries, too........
There IS a pineapple sage but if you think S. turkestanica smells of

that -
well!!
To me, the thing that does smell of cat's pee is Choisya ternata and of
course box, en masse and after rain.
But to get onto truly heavenly scents, I'm after Matthew and Ray to order
some Populus balsamica because the smell of that, after a shower of rain

and
a warmish day is a transport of delight, IMO. I don't really understand

why
it isn't planted more because it's wonderful. Is there some drawback to

it
that other poplars don't have?
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)

Slightly OT, but on the subject of putrid plant odours I simply have to
mention the durian. This tropical fruit is like a big conker case any size
from "grapefruit" to "bigger than your head". Inside are huge seeds,
resembling, not surprisingly, a huge pale conker. Each is coated with a
thick film of yellow stuff like custard skin, which is the only bit you can
eat. The nearest I can get to describing the smell is something like an
onion that's been in the fridge drawer until it goes runny with blue fluff,
then sloshed in Jeye's Fluid. The taste is similar but with toffee as well.
The pong lingers for days. In Malaysia I once travelled for 2 hours in the
midday heat in a non-airconditioned van full of these things, just me, the
durians and some inch-long ants with jaws like crocodile-clips.
Despite this, I got quite a taste for them (durians, not ants). They are
better if they have fallen naturally than if they are cut, and the best ones
I had I ate under the tree as a guest of the tree's owner. In hindsight,
this may not have been the safest place to be sitting. I think I was a bit
of a curiosity as a European who actually liked them.

Duncan




Sacha 08-02-2006 11:13 PM

For David Poole
 
On 8/2/06 22:02, in article
, "Duncan"
wrote:

snip
Slightly OT, but on the subject of putrid plant odours I simply have to
mention the durian. This tropical fruit is like a big conker case any size
from "grapefruit" to "bigger than your head". Inside are huge seeds,
resembling, not surprisingly, a huge pale conker. Each is coated with a
thick film of yellow stuff like custard skin, which is the only bit you can
eat. The nearest I can get to describing the smell is something like an
onion that's been in the fridge drawer until it goes runny with blue fluff,
then sloshed in Jeye's Fluid. The taste is similar but with toffee as well.
The pong lingers for days. In Malaysia I once travelled for 2 hours in the
midday heat in a non-airconditioned van full of these things, just me, the
durians and some inch-long ants with jaws like crocodile-clips.
Despite this, I got quite a taste for them (durians, not ants). They are
better if they have fallen naturally than if they are cut, and the best ones
I had I ate under the tree as a guest of the tree's owner. In hindsight,
this may not have been the safest place to be sitting. I think I was a bit
of a curiosity as a European who actually liked them.


You know, Duncan, I am really SO grateful you did that for me and saved me
from having to find out for myself! ;-)
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)


Janet Baraclough 09-02-2006 09:17 AM

For David Poole
 
The message
from Sacha contains these words:

On 8/2/06 22:02, in article
, "Duncan"
wrote:


snip
Slightly OT, but on the subject of putrid plant odours I simply have to
mention the durian. This tropical fruit is like a big conker case any size
from "grapefruit" to "bigger than your head". Inside are huge seeds,
resembling, not surprisingly, a huge pale conker. Each is coated with a
thick film of yellow stuff like custard skin, which is the only bit
you can
eat. The nearest I can get to describing the smell is something like an
onion that's been in the fridge drawer until it goes runny with blue
fluff,
then sloshed in Jeye's Fluid. The taste is similar but with toffee
as well.
The pong lingers for days. In Malaysia I once travelled for 2 hours in the
midday heat in a non-airconditioned van full of these things, just me, the
durians and some inch-long ants with jaws like crocodile-clips.
Despite this, I got quite a taste for them (durians, not ants). They are
better if they have fallen naturally than if they are cut, and the
best ones
I had I ate under the tree as a guest of the tree's owner. In hindsight,
this may not have been the safest place to be sitting. I think I was a bit
of a curiosity as a European who actually liked them.


You know, Duncan, I am really SO grateful you did that for me and saved me
from having to find out for myself! ;-)


Don't pass up the chance to eat them, they really are good and for
some reason you don't smell it as you eat.. Even though airlines and
hotels in durian-areas tend to have off-putting signs like "No durians
allowed in rooms/baggage".

Janet

Sacha 09-02-2006 10:02 AM

For David Poole
 
On 9/2/06 9:17, in article , "Janet
Baraclough" wrote:

The message
from Sacha contains these words:

On 8/2/06 22:02, in article
, "Duncan"
wrote:


snip
Slightly OT, but on the subject of putrid plant odours I simply have to
mention the durian. snip the
best ones
I had I ate under the tree as a guest of the tree's owner. In hindsight,
this may not have been the safest place to be sitting. I think I was a bit
of a curiosity as a European who actually liked them.


You know, Duncan, I am really SO grateful you did that for me and saved me
from having to find out for myself! ;-)


Don't pass up the chance to eat them, they really are good and for
some reason you don't smell it as you eat.. Even though airlines and
hotels in durian-areas tend to have off-putting signs like "No durians
allowed in rooms/baggage".

Hmmmm. The opportunity has never come my way but unfortunately, I'm easily
put off food by its appearance originally and I suspect the same could be
said of that kind of scent. I'm very squeamish about eating squid, for
example - just cannot bring myself to do it.
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
)



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