Garden Gnome Ransomed on Ebay
 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GARDEN-GNOME-F...QQcmdZViewItem


The winner gets the opportunity to decide the gnome's fate. We can send
the gnome to you for liberation or for you to execute at your leisure.
Alternatively we can smash him to bits with a 12lb sledge hammer on
your behalf - the choice is yours.