Dogs Versus Women
 

Mike wrote in message
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and when you had to have a licence to have a dog, it had to be renewed
every
year. They don't require that of a Marriage Licence :-(((

Mike

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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote in message ...


26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or
desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many men
do it?

Dogs Versus Women
 

"fenwoman" wrote in message
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Mike wrote in message
...
and when you had to have a licence to have a dog, it had to be renewed
every
year. They don't require that of a Marriage Licence :-(((

Mike

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Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
www.rnshipmates.co.uk
International Festival of the Sea 28th June - 1st July 2007


Lamey The Cable Guy wrote in message
...


26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or
desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
men
do it?

Question also is why do many women live with men then?

Dogs Versus Women
 

Question also is why do many women live with men then?



Another question. What food puts a woman off love, affection and sex?.
..
..

Her Wedding cake :-((

Mike

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Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
www.rnshipmates.co.uk
International Festival of the Sea 28th June - 1st July 2007

Dogs Versus Women
 

fenwoman wrote:

Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many men
do it?

They are probably the ones who don't own a dog :))

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Sue
Pendragon Hamstery
Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
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Dogs Versus Women
 

"EastneyEnder" wrote in message
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fenwoman wrote:

Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
men
do it?

They are probably the ones who don't own a dog :))

But don't you have to take a dog out walkies every day?

Better to just sit in the armchair and plug your ears!

Alan

P.S. what is a Hamstery?


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Sue
Pendragon Hamstery
Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
--http://www.pendragonhams.com--

Dogs Versus Women
 

Alan Holmes wrote:
But don't you have to take a dog out walkies every day?
Indeed you do. Very pleasant in weather like this... just carry a small
rucksack with packed lunch, fruit, cold drinks & a good book and sit on the
beach or forest all day with your dog by your side.

P.S. what is a Hamstery?
A place where hamsters are bred or kept.

But mine isn't a commercial concern, I hasten to add... around 20 show
hamsters plus the odd litter I may have bred, all kept in the house.

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Sue
Pendragon Hamstery
Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
--http://www.pendragonhams.com--

Dogs Versus Women
 

Mr Alun Davies wrote in message
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Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
men
do it?

Question also is why do many women live with men then?


We feel sorry for the useless sods, and in a moment of weakness, succumb to
all that on their knees begging stuff that they do ;-)