Benders and Lezzies
 

would a bender or bummer shag a lezzie?

Benders and Lezzies
 

" wrote:

|would a bender or bummer shag a lezzie?

The popular limerick goes:

There was an old poof from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what, and with what, and to whom

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Benders and Lezzies
 

Niles wrote:

There was an old poof from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what, and with what, and to whom

There once was a man from Dundee,
Who said "I can fart while I pee",
I replied with some with, "I can belch while I shit",
So I think that was one up to me!

Another young chappy from Leeds,
He swallowed a packet of seeds,
Tufts of grass grew out of his arse,
And his ******** were covered in weeds....

Benders and Lezzies
 

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On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:51 "Just Another Residents Fan"
wrote:

Niles wrote:
There was an old poof from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what, and with what, and to whom

There once was a man from Dundee,
Who said "I can fart while I pee",
I replied with some with, "I can belch while I shit",
So I think that was one up to me!

Another young chappy from Leeds,
He swallowed a packet of seeds,
Tufts of grass grew out of his arse,
And his ******** were covered in weeds....

From a mirror tied to a ceiling,
An insatiable hung twink of Ealing
Saw certain sites
Which enhanced the delights
Of the things he was hitherto feeling.

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paul (C) © 2006 is mine
beholder, eye of ... perspective, point of ...
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