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Mike 18-08-2006 10:24 PM

Flowers
 
A young girl was upstairs getting ready for a night out. When she came down
her grandmother took one look at her and said
"You can`t go out looking like that. You can see right through your blouse!"
The girl replied,"Don`t be so old fashioned granny, these days you have to
show your rosebuds."

The next morning the young girl came downstairs to find her grandmother
sitting ready to go out absolutely topless.
"Granny!" she said "You can`t go out like that!"
"Well," replied the grandmother "If you can show everyone your rosebuds,
then I`m sure everyone will want to see my hanging
baskets".......................


Mike

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Ken 19-08-2006 08:07 AM

Flowers
 

"Mike" wrote in message
...
A young girl was upstairs getting ready for a night out. When she came down
her grandmother took one look at her and said
"You can`t go out looking like that. You can see right through your
blouse!"
The girl replied,"Don`t be so old fashioned granny, these days you have to
show your rosebuds."

The next morning the young girl came downstairs to find her grandmother
sitting ready to go out absolutely topless.
"Granny!" she said "You can`t go out like that!"
"Well," replied the grandmother "If you can show everyone your rosebuds,
then I`m sure everyone will want to see my hanging
baskets".......................


Mike

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--------------------------------------
Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
www.rnshipmates.co.uk
www.nsrafa.com



Wonder if Mike feels defruading pensioners is equally funny?

k




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