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Raising Boys OT
Raising boys
- The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding): 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dusters and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late 8.) Brake fluid mixed with beer makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "salad" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the beer and brake fluid. Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because: a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical! b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny. d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control. Mike -- .................................................. .............. The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association. 'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy www.rneba.org.uk |
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Raising Boys OT
On 16 Mar, 07:41, "'Mike'" wrote:
Raising boys Raising two boys here who have found out that Captain Underpants doesn't have super powers and therefore will not fly once propelled from the tv shelf ... so very much appreciated, thanks you Mike!! |
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Raising Boys OT
'Mike' wrote:
Raising boys - The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding): snip Brilliant! Something nice about this group.....the occasional OT doesn't get bawled out. -- ßôyþëtë |
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Raising Boys OT
Yeeeessssss.... I have two boys.... grown up now, thank God!
I'm going to email this to their wives, because I'm sure they don't believe me! Barb "BoyPete" wrote in message ... 'Mike' wrote: Raising boys - The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding): snip Brilliant! Something nice about this group.....the occasional OT doesn't get bawled out. -- ßôyþëtë |
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