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Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
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what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!



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STEPHEN wrote:
Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


And you are a Cabbage Patch Doll faced stalker.

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JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

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JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
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what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!


STEPHEN's mother is my bitch, I suggest you pop around to his house in
Woolton to get her.

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Old 18-11-2007, 06:32 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.everton,alt.test,uk.media.tv.sky,uk.rec.gardening,uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:47:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
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Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


I ****ING HATE SMACKHEADS

CUT HIS THROAT!!


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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
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JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!
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JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
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JIM wrote:
I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!

Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!


The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:36:10 +0000, xxy wrote:

JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:
I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!
Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!


The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!


BETTER THAN SHAGGING KIDDIES LIKE YOU DO!!
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In article ,
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!

Why not cut his arse-cheeks off instead, much more painful plus he'll
have to stand up all day.
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob


AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!




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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob


AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!


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In article , Alan Holmes
says...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob

AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!



Nah, still nowt.
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:33:35 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:03:55 GMT, "Fads" wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
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SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!

Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere.
Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise
in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off
a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea
of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that
whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on
the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo
wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your
unique
point of view. Now **** off!

(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)


DON'T **** WITH ME COZ I *WILL* SLIT YOUR THROAT!!


Of course you will, and with sensibility!


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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:31:32 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Of course you will!


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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:30:56 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


A brilliant, well thought out and well written article, which will, no
doubt, get a lot of very reasonable responses!


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