Well?
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that
was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time. When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? No? Okay, just checking with you lot. I didn't get one either... -- |
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