I have an inkling this really isn't about gardening. (so, OT)
 

Only just found this. Well, it kinda works as a comment on something
else if one replaces the word "gardening" with a smaller word, also
beginning with "G" (followed by and "o" and ending with a "d")

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/...267276101.html

"Planting seeds of doubt about gardening" by ANN MARIE HOURIHANE