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First thing this morning I had a phonecall.........
Can you answer a question? I don't know, what is it? How should I plant the dahlia I bought in Homebase? Should it be on its side or upright? Upright Oh that is with the stem on top? Yes Oh! I think that's what I did. Should the top of the stem be at soil level? No you need to plant it a couple of inches below the ground. Oh! Will it grow through that much soil? Me trying to remain patient.... Yes, easily Should I put some dirt on top of it then? Yes, and dont forget some slug pellets What are they? At this point I'd had enough. The best thing you can do is to go back to Homebase and ask them. Good bye. David Hill Abacus Nurseries |
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On 23/04/2010 20:48, Dave Hill wrote:
First thing this morning I had a phonecall......... Can you answer a question? I don't know, what is it? How should I plant the dahlia I bought in Homebase? Should it be on its side or upright? snipped David Hill Abacus Nurseries A friend winding you up perhaps? Don |
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On 24/04/2010 09:45, Donwill wrote:
A friend winding you up perhaps? Sounds like an excellent 1st April prank for a friend to do; provided they could disguise their voice. :-) -- David in Normandy. To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the subject line, or it will be automatically deleted by a filter and not reach my inbox. |
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On 24 Apr, 09:21, David in Normandy
wrote: On 24/04/2010 09:45, Donwill wrote: A friend winding you up perhaps? Sounds like an excellent 1st April prank for a friend to do; provided they could disguise their voice. :-) -- David in Normandy. * * *To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the * *subject line, or it will be automatically deleted * *by a filter and not reach my inbox. This was no wind up and was yesterday so no April fool. This is not uncommon. When we used to open to the public I had a man come in with a load of plants in his car. He had bought them in Woolworths. Why? He wanted me to tell him how to plant and care for them. I told him to go back to Wollies and ask them. If he had bought something and then asked it wouldn't have been so bad, but to just drive in for information. David Hill |
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On Apr 23, 9:48*pm, Dave Hill wrote:
First thing this morning I had a phonecall......... Can you answer a question? er, well, that one... yep! How should I plant the dahlia I bought in Homebase? Should it be on its side or upright? Ah, you'll have to bring it here for me to have a look at it, but mind, you might notice when you get here that our range of plants is far better then you'll have seen there (at this point you can list off, oooh 20 or so items, they don't have to be plants, and be sure to descriptively "sell" them) and you'll want to buy lots and lots so do make sure to bring plently of money with you, right; bye! |
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Dave Hill wrote:
I told him to go back to Wollies and ask them. I like the name Wollies. :-) If he had bought something and then asked it wouldn't have been so bad, but to just drive in for information. Hmm, you say that, but do you honestly know that he wouldn't have bought stuff after you'd given him advice? (either this time, or on a potential future visit? (Sorry, I'm just a huge believer in doing favours for a wide variety of people on the basis that one day they will become handy!) |
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On Apr 24, 11:13*pm, wrote:
Dave Hill wrote: I told him to go back to Wollies and ask them. I like the name Wollies. *:-) If he had bought something and then asked it wouldn't have been so bad, but to just drive in for information. Hmm, you say that, but do you honestly know that he wouldn't have bought stuff after you'd given him advice? *(either this time, or on a potential future visit? (Sorry, I'm just a huge believer in doing favours for a wide variety of *people on the basis that one day they will become handy!) I imagine second hand car dealerships garages face similar problems; imagine; someone brings in a car for a service because you're not a rip-off merchant and you stay open out-of-hours and so on. good, so you get their business, but it's mainly labour related income. the real money is in your second hand sales; but after years of faithful services the buggers turn up some day with a "new" car which they got from Con & Con down the road and you have to stand there and listen to them complain about how they bought it in good faith and it wasn't even cheap.. but just look at how many problems.. "can you fix it up for me, cheap like?" |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message a lot pruned (Wish others would do the same) The equivalent to DH's experience, is someone asking a garage he didn't buy the car from, and doesn't do business with, to provide free , step by step advice on how to fix the car himself. Janet Whilst I was in business I had two wonderful experiences ... 1) Prospective customer asked me to quote on a telephone installation he required. Made a visit and quoted. Heard nothing, for about 4 years when a telephone call requested a visit to sort a fault out. Turned out to be on what I had quoted for. 'You didn't accept my quote'. "You were too dear" 'I suggest you go back to your cheaper installer to clear the fault then' 2) A customer in a competitors premises, asking me, on the competitors telephone, what equipment he needed to buy from my competitor to carry out a telephone installation and what were the connections i.e. colour to terminal number! Mike -- .................................... Today, is the tomorrow, you were worrying about, yesterday. .................................... |
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On Apr 25, 5:03*pm, Janet Baraclough
wrote: The message from aquachimp contains these words: On Apr 24, 11:13*pm, wrote: Dave Hill wrote: I told him to go back to Wollies and ask them. I like the name Wollies. *:-) If he had bought something and then asked it wouldn't have been so bad, but to just drive in for information. Hmm, you say that, but do you honestly know that he wouldn't have bought stuff after you'd given him advice? *(either this time, or on a potential future visit? (Sorry, I'm just a huge believer in doing favours for a wide variety of *people on the basis that one day they will become handy!) I imagine second hand car dealerships garages face similar problems; imagine; someone brings in a car for a service because you're not a rip-off merchant and you stay open out-of-hours and so on. good, so you get their business, but it's mainly labour related income. the real money is in your second hand sales; but after years of faithful services the buggers turn up some day with a "new" car which they got from Con & Con *down the road and you have to stand there and listen to them complain about how they bought it in good faith and it wasn't even cheap.. but just look at how many problems.. "can you fix it up for me, cheap like?" *The equivalent to *DH's experience, is someone asking a garage he didn't buy the car from, and doesn't do business with, *to provide free , step by step advice on how to fix the car himself. * Janet Of course; But you're just being entirely correct; Humph! |
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