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Sacha[_11_] 17-08-2013 03:28 PM

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html

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www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


Baz[_3_] 17-08-2013 04:12 PM

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Sacha wrote in
:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ns-immaculate-
garden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.ht
ml


Now THAT is a very nice garden indeed.
One day.......

Baz

Broadback[_3_] 17-08-2013 04:22 PM

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On 17/08/2013 16:12, Baz wrote:
Sacha wrote in
:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ns-immaculate-
garden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.ht
ml


Now THAT is a very nice garden indeed.
One day.......

Baz

Just not enough hours in my week to spend that much time on it.

David Rance[_3_] 17-08-2013 04:32 PM

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In message , Sacha
writes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-immaculate-g
arden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.html


Reminds me of the Bullitt-Finches in "Blott on the Landscape" by Tom
Sharpe. You'll have to read the book to find out what happened to them!

David

--
David Rance writing from Le Mesnil Villement, Calvados, France

'Mike'[_4_] 17-08-2013 04:32 PM

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That and Golf.

Bet he's a bore.

Where and what would his conversation subjects be outside of these?

Mike



"Broadback" wrote in message ...

On 17/08/2013 16:12, Baz wrote:
Sacha wrote in
:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ns-immaculate-
garden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.ht
ml


Now THAT is a very nice garden indeed.
One day.......

Baz

Just not enough hours in my week to spend that much time on it.

Stephen Wolstenholme[_3_] 17-08-2013 05:25 PM

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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html


I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve

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Sacha[_11_] 17-08-2013 05:26 PM

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On 2013-08-17 16:32:00 +0100, David Rance said:

In message , Sacha
writes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-immaculate-g
arden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.html


Reminds me of the Bullitt-Finches in "Blott on the Landscape" by Tom
Sharpe. You'll have to read the book to find out what happened to them!

David


We're strange people, we humans. I don't like that garden. It's
over-tweaked, manicured, tidied and perfect to a point that depresses
me. I like gardens to be quite a bit less groomed than that - which is
probably just as well!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


'Mike'[_4_] 17-08-2013 05:28 PM

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Wipe your feet as you go 'IN' Steve?

Know what you mean. I know of houses like that, ""Show Houses"" not homes

Mike


"Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html


I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve

--
EasyNN-plus. Neural Networks plus. http://www.easynn.com
SwingNN. Forecast with Neural Networks. http://www.swingnn.com
JustNN. Just Neural Networks. http://www.justnn.com


David Rance[_3_] 17-08-2013 05:46 PM

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In message , Sacha
writes
On 2013-08-17 16:32:00 +0100, David Rance said:

In message , Sacha
writes


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-immaculate-g
arden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-exactly-5mm.html


Reminds me of the Bullitt-Finches in "Blott on the Landscape" by Tom
Sharpe. You'll have to read the book to find out what happened to
them!


We're strange people, we humans. I don't like that garden. It's
over-tweaked, manicured, tidied and perfect to a point that depresses
me. I like gardens to be quite a bit less groomed than that - which is
probably just as well!


Same here. I think that chap would have a heart attack if he were to see
my meadow. Half of it hasn't been cut yet this year! Mind you, that
wasn't laziness, it was due to the fact that, whenever we came over
earlier in the year, it was raining. However, it'll have to be done this
visit (which is, thankfully, a long one) otherwise I'll never be able to
harvest my cider apples later.

David

--
David Rance writing from Le Mesnil Villement, Calvados, France

David Hill 17-08-2013 06:09 PM

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On 17/08/2013 17:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html


I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve


Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I wonder
if he has a female dog?

Jake 17-08-2013 06:24 PM

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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 18:09:15 +0100, David Hill
wrote:

Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I wonder
if he has a female dog?


Well if he hasn't, I can let him have a badger. (Not coming into
garden now but still around.)

--
Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Wilting just a little at the east end of Swansea Bay.

sacha 17-08-2013 06:57 PM

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On 2013-08-17 17:09:15 +0000, David Hill said:

On 17/08/2013 17:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html


I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve


Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I wonder
if he has a female dog?


In the actual newspaper photo they're not visible. Photoshop?! I
thought the saddest thing I read was that their son wasn't allowed to
play football on that lawn. When I think what my lawn looked like after
the children had 'mown' it on the little tractor, kicked a ball, done
'Wimbledon', played around it hiding behind trees and shrubs with bb
guns (think that's what I mean!) we'd all barbecued many, many times,
adults sitting out until dark chatting and wining and dining, dogs
digging holes etc. that lawn was full of memories for me and all of
them good ones. Whatever floats your boat etc. but I'd hate to go to my
grave with everyone saying "well………….she had a tidy lawn"!
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon


David Hill 17-08-2013 07:54 PM

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On 17/08/2013 18:57, sacha wrote:
On 2013-08-17 17:09:15 +0000, David Hill said:

On 17/08/2013 17:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html


I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve


Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I
wonder if he has a female dog?


In the actual newspaper photo they're not visible. Photoshop?! I
thought the saddest thing I read was that their son wasn't allowed to
play football on that lawn. When I think what my lawn looked like after
the children had 'mown' it on the little tractor, kicked a ball, done
'Wimbledon', played around it hiding behind trees and shrubs with bb
guns (think that's what I mean!) we'd all barbecued many, many times,
adults sitting out until dark chatting and wining and dining, dogs
digging holes etc. that lawn was full of memories for me and all of
them good ones. Whatever floats your boat etc. but I'd hate to go to my
grave with everyone saying "well………….she had a tidy lawn"!


If you open the link and look at the grass above his wife's head there
are 3 yellowing patches, also since he was 40 when he started on his
garden I doubt his son missed much football esp
there was a cricket field and a football field up the road he could use
instead.
It also says he "can" spend up to 30 hours in a week, as for that about
cutting the grass twice in a day, I often do that when I mow, I cut one
way then cut across at right angles. I used to have a neighbour who cut
his lawn every morning before starting work, he used a push mower, and
I'd say his grass was better than that in the pictures.
Remember he opens his garden for charity and has won best garden Good
luck to him
the down side?
Well he admits to playing Golf.



Sacha[_11_] 17-08-2013 10:41 PM

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On 2013-08-17 19:54:47 +0100, David Hill said:

On 17/08/2013 18:57, sacha wrote:
On 2013-08-17 17:09:15 +0000, David Hill said:

On 17/08/2013 17:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html



I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve


Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I
wonder if he has a female dog?


In the actual newspaper photo they're not visible. Photoshop?! I
thought the saddest thing I read was that their son wasn't allowed to
play football on that lawn. When I think what my lawn looked like after
the children had 'mown' it on the little tractor, kicked a ball, done
'Wimbledon', played around it hiding behind trees and shrubs with bb
guns (think that's what I mean!) we'd all barbecued many, many times,
adults sitting out until dark chatting and wining and dining, dogs
digging holes etc. that lawn was full of memories for me and all of
them good ones. Whatever floats your boat etc. but I'd hate to go to my
grave with everyone saying "well………….she had a tidy lawn"!


If you open the link and look at the grass above his wife's head there
are 3 yellowing patches, also since he was 40 when he started on his
garden I doubt his son missed much football esp
there was a cricket field and a football field up the road he could use
instead.
It also says he "can" spend up to 30 hours in a week, as for that about
cutting the grass twice in a day, I often do that when I mow, I cut one
way then cut across at right angles. I used to have a neighbour who cut
his lawn every morning before starting work, he used a push mower, and
I'd say his grass was better than that in the pictures.
Remember he opens his garden for charity and has won best garden Good
luck to him
the down side?
Well he admits to playing Golf.


The newspaper article actually said the son wasn't allowed to play
football on it. I'm sure he raises money for charity and indeed, we're
going to a garden tomorrow (x fingers) that does the same but I very
much doubt they're so obsessive. All these things are in the eye of
the beholder and that's just not a garden I can admire, even while I
acknowledge the hard work that goes into it. and can admire the
dedication.
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


Christina Websell 17-08-2013 11:52 PM

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"sacha" wrote in message
...
On 2013-08-17 17:09:15 +0000, David Hill said:

On 17/08/2013 17:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:28:31 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...actly-5mm.html

I dislike manicured lawns and gardens. It looks artificial.

Steve


Strange, I like it, possibly having parks work in my dim and distant
past, though it's nothing ,like mine.
I'm surprised no one has picked up on the patches on the lawn, I wonder
if he has a female dog?


In the actual newspaper photo they're not visible. Photoshop?! I thought
the saddest thing I read was that their son wasn't allowed to play
football on that lawn. When I think what my lawn looked like after the
children had 'mown' it on the little tractor, kicked a ball, done
'Wimbledon', played around it hiding behind trees and shrubs with bb guns
(think that's what I mean!) we'd all barbecued many, many times, adults
sitting out until dark chatting and wining and dining, dogs digging holes
etc. that lawn was full of memories for me and all of them good ones.
Whatever floats your boat etc. but I'd hate to go to my grave with
everyone saying "well.....she had a tidy lawn"!
--

My lawn was *mown* by my geese. They kept it quite short, good enough for
me.

Tina




Emery Davis[_3_] 18-08-2013 12:32 PM

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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 17:46:31 +0100, David Rance wrote:

In message , Sacha
writes
On 2013-08-17 16:32:00 +0100, David Rance said:

In message , Sacha
writes


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...1/Is-Britains-

immaculate-g
arden-Pensioner-spends-30-HOURS-A-WEEK-tending-lawn-cut-

exactly-5mm.html

Reminds me of the Bullitt-Finches in "Blott on the Landscape" by Tom
Sharpe. You'll have to read the book to find out what happened to them!


We're strange people, we humans. I don't like that garden. It's
over-tweaked, manicured, tidied and perfect to a point that depresses
me. I like gardens to be quite a bit less groomed than that - which is
probably just as well!


Same here. I think that chap would have a heart attack if he were to see
my meadow.


I agree heartily with you both. Gardens like this are fun to look at for
a minute, but there's something about it that reminds me of a cousin who
follows you through the kitchen, wiping after your footsteps with a damp
cloth. Even when your feet are clean and dry; very OCD.




--
Gardening in Lower Normandy

kay 18-08-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emery Davis[_3_] (Post 990171)

I agree heartily with you both. Gardens like this are fun to look at for
a minute, but there's something about it that reminds me of a cousin who
follows you through the kitchen, wiping after your footsteps with a damp
cloth. Even when your feet are clean and dry; very OCD.

I think I don't like it because it looks sterile - I can't imagine walking around it and stopping to watch the bumblebees, for example.

Christina Websell 18-08-2013 09:14 PM

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"Martin" wrote in message
My lawn was *mown* by my geese. They kept it quite short, good enough for
me.


What do you do with all the crap they deposit on your lawn?


I just let the rain send it into..



Christina Websell 29-08-2013 09:28 PM

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"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Aug 2013 21:14:47 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:


"Martin" wrote in message
My lawn was *mown* by my geese. They kept it quite short, good enough
for
me.

What do you do with all the crap they deposit on your lawn?


I just let the rain send it into..


It doesn't work in other places where there are a lot of geese on
grass.
--

I only had 3. I guess you have to be sensible about the amount of
grass/versus the number of geese.
It worked well for me, they kept it cropped and fertilised it at the same
time.
Plus I never got trespassers ;-)
Because my gander was so good with me, I never thought to warn my builder
who wanted to get some paving slabs from near the lawn.
Suffice to say he was able to leap a gate far higher than he thought he
could.







David Hill 29-08-2013 10:39 PM

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On 29/08/2013 22:28, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 29 Aug 2013 21:28:16 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Aug 2013 21:14:47 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:


"Martin" wrote in message
My lawn was *mown* by my geese. They kept it quite short, good enough
for
me.

What do you do with all the crap they deposit on your lawn?

I just let the rain send it into..

It doesn't work in other places where there are a lot of geese on
grass.
--

I only had 3. I guess you have to be sensible about the amount of
grass/versus the number of geese.
It worked well for me, they kept it cropped and fertilised it at the same
time.
Plus I never got trespassers ;-)


Schiphol Airport would be interested in advice on how to discourage
visiting geese. :-)

Because my gander was so good with me, I never thought to warn my builder
who wanted to get some paving slabs from near the lawn.
Suffice to say he was able to leap a gate far higher than he thought he
could.


We had two geese when I was a child. Geese are far better than a guard
dog.

They taste better as well.

Dave Liquorice[_2_] 30-08-2013 10:36 AM

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On Fri, 30 Aug 2013 08:43:32 +0100, Chris Hogg wrote:

We had two geese when I was a child. Geese are far better than a

guard
dog.

They taste better as well.


How do you know?


Ever had a "meat" curry or "meat" in black bean sauce?

--
Cheers
Dave.





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