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Woodworm 12-07-2014 10:22 PM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
Found an effective answer to the problem - mouse poison in the bird feed!

Now I've got to find a way to keep the carcasses out of the way of the cats.

Good evening.



Let it be 14-07-2014 01:02 AM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
Chris Hogg wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 22:22:55 +0100, "Woodworm"
wrote:

Found an effective answer to the problem - mouse poison in the bird
feed!

Now I've got to find a way to keep the carcasses out of the way of
the cats.

Good evening.

I don't believe you. You're trolling, just to get people angry with
you!


Factual really - my initial post was actually a genuine enquiry, but for
some reason Ayatollah Sacha put out a Fatwah on my post and that was the end
of that!

As for 'trolling', I do unto others as they do to me.

Have a nice day.



Let it be 14-07-2014 01:20 AM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
Malcolm wrote:
In article , Chris Hogg
writes
On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 22:22:55 +0100, "Woodworm"
wrote:

Found an effective answer to the problem - mouse poison in the bird
feed! Now I've got to find a way to keep the carcasses out of the way of
the cats. Good evening.

I don't believe you. You're trolling, just to get people angry with
you!

That does appear to be his sole reason for posting here :-(


It wasn't, this is a genuine 'let you know the answer' to the enquiry in my
initial post on the subject!

Every village has to have its idiot, and he's ours.


And as for "village idiots" - then from my 'lurking period to get the feel
of the group' before actually making a post here, it was (and still is)
rather obvious that this group has more than its fair share of those without
my having to join them.

Or should they be called Sacha's sycophants?

Now if you want a troll, I shall make a (rather loud) request here and now
for a real one to return (apart from Judith in whatever country she/he is in
at the momemt that is) - HEY CHRISTOPHER STEVENS, IF YOU ARE STILL NOSING
AROUND, HOW ABOUT RESTARTING YOUR SHENANIGANS HERE AGAIN TO LIVEN THINGS UP
A BIT?

Have a nice day



sacha 14-07-2014 09:38 AM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
On 2014-07-13 06:59:05 +0000, Malcolm said:

In article , Chris Hogg
writes
On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 22:22:55 +0100, "Woodworm"
wrote:

Found an effective answer to the problem - mouse poison in the bird feed!

Now I've got to find a way to keep the carcasses out of the way of the cats.

Good evening.

I don't believe you. You're trolling, just to get people angry with
you!

That does appear to be his sole reason for posting here :-(

Every village has to have its idiot, and he's ours.


It isn't a he, it's a she. She's a woman living in Australia who has
appeared here as dickymint, woodworm, let it be and farmer Fran.She
appears to get ever more deranged.
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon


Vir Campestris 14-07-2014 09:47 PM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
On 14/07/2014 21:33, Malcolm wrote:
A female troll? They're rare - thank goodness :-)


Isn't that Princess Fiona?

Andy

Janet 14-07-2014 11:07 PM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
In article , says...

In article , sacha
writes
On 2014-07-13 06:59:05 +0000, Malcolm said:

In article , Chris Hogg
writes


It isn't a he, it's a she. She's a woman living in Australia who has
appeared here as dickymint, woodworm, let it be and farmer Fran.She
appears to get ever more deranged.


A female troll? They're rare - thank goodness :-)


Fran Farmer in Australia is a legitimate and longterm urg poster, neither a troll,
nor a nymshifter. Sacha is entirely wrong to blame her for the other pest.

Janet

[email protected] 14-07-2014 11:49 PM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 21:33:27 +0100, Malcolm
wrote:



It isn't a he, it's a she. She's a woman living in Australia who has
appeared here as dickymint, woodworm, let it be and farmer Fran.She
appears to get ever more deranged.


A female troll? They're rare - thank goodness :-)


Wouldn't that be a Trollop?


G.Harman

Sacha[_11_] 15-07-2014 07:10 AM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
On 2014-07-14 22:07:21 +0000, janet said:

In article ,
says...

In article , sacha
writes
On 2014-07-13 06:59:05 +0000, Malcolm said:

In article , Chris Hogg
writes


It isn't a he, it's a she. She's a woman living in Australia who has
appeared here as dickymint, woodworm, let it be and farmer Fran.She
appears to get ever more deranged.


A female troll? They're rare - thank goodness :-)


Fran Farmer in Australia is a legitimate and longterm urg poster,
neither a troll,
nor a nymshifter. Sacha is entirely wrong to blame her for the other pest.

Janet


That would explain why Farmer Fran has the same address details as all
her other socks.
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


Janet 15-07-2014 12:27 PM

Effective bird scarers - Update
 
In article , says...

On 2014-07-14 22:07:21 +0000, janet said:

In article ,
says...

In article , sacha
writes
On 2014-07-13 06:59:05 +0000, Malcolm said:

In article , Chris Hogg
writes


It isn't a he, it's a she. She's a woman living in Australia who has
appeared here as dickymint, woodworm, let it be and farmer Fran.She
appears to get ever more deranged.

A female troll? They're rare - thank goodness :-)


Fran Farmer in Australia is a legitimate and longterm urg poster,
neither a troll,
nor a nymshifter. Sacha is entirely wrong to blame her for the other pest.

Janet


That would explain why Farmer Fran has the same address details as all
her other socks.


No, she does not; check this thread. As can anyone here.

Janet.


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