"Spider" wrote in message
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On 09/10/2014 23:11, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
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On 09/10/2014 19:51, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
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On 08/10/2014 15:37, Ophelia wrote:


"Spider" wrote in message
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On 08/10/2014 09:04, News wrote:
On 04/10/2014 14:39, Spider wrote:
On 04/10/2014 13:59, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2014 13:08:26 +0100, Spider
wrote:

You get arrested for carrying a blade these days. I can see the
defence now, "I was out saving trees, your honour".


With a "Ten other trees to be taken into consideration" plea ;~)


Arrested by Special Branch?

Your Honour, my client has now turned over a new leaf.



LOL. Actually, I'm quite unrepentant. I shall rescue trees
whenever
they
need the help of ..... Super Spider!

I can see you now ... cape flying ... always getting to the root of
the
problem ...


Aw, fangs for that, Ophelia! :~). You paint a splendid picture!

If I could fly like that, I could zoom to the top of my crab apple
tree and take out the branch I missed last weekend.

Something like that would be snip for you ...



Groan ;~). Sometimes I think a pair of stilts would be useful, then I
could walk (wobble!) around the garden snipping at will ... and clean
the windows.

g If your wings are in the cleaners I suppose you could use a
trampoline? ;-)



Haven't got one, or I'd jump at the chance :~).

In the face of such adversity you have to bounce back eg



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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Bob a tree which you know grow to 100ft is an easy one. You find one of
the gardeners, take him to the tree 'because you have a question to ask'
and when there, get your pen and pad out and ask him "Is that tree a dwarf
variety because if so what is it? The normal ones grow to 100 ft and of
course would not be planted to so near a house, well I have room for a
small dwarf one but never a normal one" A fern? "What variety is that
which will grow in the sun?"

Mike

Oh FGS, I doubt you would