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Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?
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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?


http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:01:46 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid.


All of them?


Most, including the Supreme Court judge.

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.


Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.


Yes, which is why they are fruits like I said.

Asda is American owned. You asked why and I told you.


The local manager of my store is not an American, therefore I expect them to have a brain. The local manager is also the one that organises the aisles. The head office in America does not tell them how to organise their products. They just own Asda, if there was an instruction coming from above, it would be from Leeds, the Asda head office. In America, it's called Wal-Mart.

Where do you expect to find strawberries?


With the rest of the fruit, as they contains seeds, and they're not in the ground, they're hanging from a small plant. Although there is some peculiarity about the ovary position which means it's technically different.

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:01:46 +0100, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid.


All of them?

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.


Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.


As do almost every other veg. Even potatoes have seeds on the flowers
but they are difficult to eat. They are poisonous.

Steve





Asda is American owned. You asked why and I told you.

Where do you expect to find strawberries?

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid.


All of them?

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you
care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way
first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason
a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.


Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.
Asda is American owned. You asked why and I told you.

Where do you expect to find strawberries?


I'm pretty sure I heard that one store was going to start putting stuff
alongside complementary (is that the word?) stuff. So strawberries would
be immediately next to the cream.
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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:45:35 -0000, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:01:46 +0100, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables

Americans are stupid.


All of them?

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.


Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.


As do almost every other veg. Even potatoes have seeds on the flowers
but they are difficult to eat. They are poisonous.


ON THE FLOWERS, not in the potato.

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:03:50 -0000, Ian Jackson wrote:

In message , Martin
writes
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables

Americans are stupid.


All of them?

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you
care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way
first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason
a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.


Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.
Asda is American owned. You asked why and I told you.

Where do you expect to find strawberries?


I'm pretty sure I heard that one store was going to start putting stuff
alongside complementary (is that the word?) stuff. So strawberries would
be immediately next to the cream.


The only thing you can be sure of is it won't be in the same place the next time. Half the time even the staff can't remember where it's been put. I wonder how much staff time-money they spend moving things up and down the store?

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:51:37 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:25:05 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:01:46 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:09:41 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables

Americans are stupid.

All of them?


Most, including the Supreme Court judge.

Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same goes for beans.

Cucumbers and marrows contain seeds.


Yes, which is why they are fruits like I said.

Asda is American owned. You asked why and I told you.


The local manager of my store is not an American, therefore I expect them to have a brain. The local manager is also the one that organises the aisles. The head office in America does not tell them how to organise their products. They just own Asda, if there was an instruction coming from above, it would be from Leeds, the Asda head office. In America, it's called Wal-Mart.


Maybe the manager is as stupid as the owner. Have you enlightened him?

Have you considered shopping in a super intelligent German owned supermarket
such as Aldi or Lidl?


I use Morrisons, Aldi, and Asda. Asda happens to be the only local one with a proper bakery. Mostly the rest is from Morrisons and Aldi dependant on price and quality.

Where do you expect to find strawberries?


With the rest of the fruit, as they contains seeds, and they're not in the ground, they're hanging from a small plant. Although there is some peculiarity about the ovary position which means it's technically different.


They don't contain seeds. The seeds are on the surface.


When you pick up a strawberry, you have the seeds in your hand.

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On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?



Because people use them as a vegetable.
I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit.

Off topic.
Today we came across Grilled Watermelon on a menu
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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 20:39:37 -0000, David Hill wrote:

On 09/12/2015 13:12, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?



Because people use them as a vegetable.
I for one don't want Tomato with custard as a desert even if it is a fruit.


So screws in B&Q should be on every single aisle, because you could use them for all sorts. What a stupid way of deciding where to put something. When I want a tomato, I look at the signs above the aisles, and look for the category it belongs in.

Off topic.
Today we came across Grilled Watermelon on a menu


Is this unusual/funny/impossible/ridiculous in some way? I don't do a lot of grilling.

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On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?


http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on
the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not
some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical
botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same
goes for beans.



Tomatoes (note the 'e') are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit
salad!
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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 21:38:03 -0000, Farmer Giles wrote:

On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables


Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on
the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not
some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical
botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same
goes for beans.


Tomatoes (note the 'e')


And what is the point of the e?

are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit
salad!


Why not? I do.

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On 09/12/2015 21:58, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 21:38:03 -0000, Farmer Giles wrote:

On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables

Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on
the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not
some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical
botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same
goes for beans.


Tomatoes (note the 'e')


And what is the point of the e?


Look in your dictionary.



are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit
salad!


Why not? I do.



"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad".

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On Thu, 10 Dec 2015 12:24:42 +0100, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 9 Dec 2015 21:38:03 +0000, Farmer Giles wrote:

On 09/12/2015 14:09, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:37:57 -0000, Martin wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 13:12:15 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

Why have Asda got tinned tomatos in the vegetable aisle?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/24881...-or-vegetables

Americans are stupid. Fruits hang on things, vegetables are in or on
the ground. And if you care to look up a proper website in the UK, not
some backwards way first country, you'll find there is also a technical
botanical reason a tomato is a fruit, to do with containing seeds. Same
goes for beans.



Tomatoes (note the 'e') are a fruit, but just don't put them in a fruit
salad!


I worked with a Dutch guy who sprinkled sugar on tomatoes before eating them as
a dessert. The rest of his packed lunch was weird too. Even stranger was that he
brought a packed lunch and a thermos of coffee to work everyday, when we had a
very good restaurant quality food canteen, where meals were sold for the cost of
the materials


I had an uncle who sprinkled brown sugar on bacon, lettuce and tomato
sandwiches. He said it was normal behaviour in his home town.

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Which leads us to the question of whether tomato ketchup belongs in the fruit
department :-)


As distinct from the garden fertilisers and chemicals?


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