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OrangeMan 07-10-2003 07:22 PM

The Amazin Scotsman
 
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign
read:"Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman". The salesman bought a ticket and sat
down.There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing
next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped
out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The
crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders
of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded
sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman".
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time,however,
instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.The Scotsman stood
before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three
swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something.You're
older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!."

John Towill 08-10-2003 04:04 PM

The Amazin Scotsman
 

"OrangeMan" wrote in message
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A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign
read:"Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman". The salesman bought a ticket and

sat
down.There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing
next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt,

whipped
out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty

swings! The
crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the

shoulders
of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the

faded
sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing

Scotsman".
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his

act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This

time,however,
instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.The Scotsman

stood
before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with

three
swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know

something.You're
older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!."


The same Scotsman had a grandson at junior school. One day they were given
a sex lecture. The teacher put up on the wall a graphic diagram of a man.
The teacher asked the class if they knew what the diagram showed, and what
it was for. The Scotsman's Grandson excitedly put his hand up and said that
he did, and his dad had two. "No Hamish" explained the teacher, "That is
impossible." The lad kept insisting, so in the end the teacher out of
exasperation told him to explain.
"Well," said the lad,"Dad has two, a small one to urinate with and a huge
one to clean the au pair's teeth with."
Cheers
John T



martin 08-10-2003 04:12 PM

The Amazin Scotsman
 
On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 15:58:44 +0100, "John Towill"
wrote:

The same Scotsman had a grandson at junior school. One day they were given
a sex lecture. The teacher put up on the wall a graphic diagram of a man.
The teacher asked the class if they knew what the diagram showed, and what
it was for. The Scotsman's Grandson excitedly put his hand up and said that
he did, and his dad had two. "No Hamish" explained the teacher, "That is
impossible." The lad kept insisting, so in the end the teacher out of
exasperation told him to explain.
"Well," said the lad,"Dad has two, a small one to urinate with and a huge
one to clean the au pair's teeth with."


better get your coat, while you still have your taters intact.
--
Martin


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