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I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted
"Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk |
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"David Hill" wrote in message ... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk because ants have a shorter life span the reincarnation period is much shorter. however they may not come back as ants. if they have been unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. |
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On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:33:06 +0100, "john west++++"
wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk because ants have a shorter life span the reincarnation period is much shorter. however they may not come back as ants. if they have been unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. everybody knows that they come back as aphids and then slugs |
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".......... however they may not come back as ants. if they have been
unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. ........" Mine must be very bad then as I haven't had one gazelle or any thing like one here. But I have had several councillors. Pity I could use the meat. -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk |
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"David Hill" wrote in message ... ".......... however they may not come back as ants. if they have been unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. ........" Mine must be very bad then as I haven't had one gazelle or any thing like one here. But I have had several councillors. Pity I could use the meat. Why, have you come back as a cheetah? Steve |
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:29:32 +0100, Inge Jones
wrote: In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." Duh! |
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 12:59:27 +0100, Sacha
wrote: David Hill22/4/04 12:04 $hf7 ".......... however they may not come back as ants. if they have been unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. ........" Mine must be very bad then as I haven't had one gazelle or any thing like one here. But I have had several councillors. Pity I could use the meat. Some of those councillors are fat cats...... some are bent slime balls |
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"Inge Jones" wrote in message . .. In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." "Duh" |
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Inge Jones wrote in message ...
In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." "Duh..." One's fears are sometimes realised. Mike. |
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I'm still wondering if there's any life before death?!! Brian
"David Hill" wrote in message ... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk |
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"Inge Jones" wrote in message . .. In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." Duh Franz |
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"David Hill" wrote in message ... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? No, it takes 3 months to discover they don't work. Rod |
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 17:47:29 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Inge Jones" wrote in message ... In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." Duh nobody has gone "duh..." yet. |
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 19:08:35 +0100, Inge Jones
wrote: In article , says... I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." Everyone's gone duh even though I didn't say it )-: Well, not directly... No, so far everyone as gone Duh. |
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"john west++++" wrote in message news:1BChc.154$B21.15@newsfe1-win... "David Hill" wrote in message ... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk because ants have a shorter life span the reincarnation period is much shorter. however they may not come back as ants. if they have been unselfish they may come back as a gazelle or similar, if selfish they come back as homosapien politician. Hmm? Might not the path to reincarnation be more aligned with the conduct and motives of the grim reaper who has laid it out, rather than duh life of the ants? So... if... as David's question suggests, there is a kernel of mystery involved, then might the ants not come back as squirrels? Especially those that provide much-unscheduled pruning of tulips because they think it's funny or something. Alternatively, if the puzzle has indeed out-foxed him, might the nature's quirky sense of humour send him back a multitude of incontinent cats? However, on account of the way many of the responses to his question could be likened to a touch of inebriated merriment I suspect his aim all along was to lure a few passing slugs. Clearly these have slithered into his beer garden, whilst merrily gliding on the false sense of security created by the sign he has placed over their path, offering no obstruction to them other than the occasional weapon of ant destruction. Clearly there are no "ant traps" involved and never have being even though his own nursery might have provided a few in times past and besides, just like slugs, ants can also read, so it they would never have had any kind of effect, other than that which the ants might chose to cleverly craft. Indeed, they probably plainly have, at the end of the day like, you know, like, a degree, innit, in know what I mean like, plain English, but like not too plain off-course, cuz that would never do, like. Right? Which brings me to Inge Jones' rather green duh. Is it not surely an obvious attempt to convert David's snare into a lure to attract unsuspecting aphids? patrick |
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I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? A US seafood company began freezing live lobsters for shipment and sale and discovered that some of them (about 5%) resurrected upon thawing. http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/0...th_of/5432.htm I don't think they experimented with ants. :-) |
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"............ A US seafood company began freezing live lobsters for shipment
and sale and discovered that some of them (about 5%) resurrected upon thawing. http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/0...th_of/5432.htm I don't think they experimented with ants. :-) ........" Not a lot of point, have you ever tried to crack open an ants leg to get at the meat? -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk |
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Poole writes Yes and most have been reincarnated here in Torbay where they have awarded themselves 'loadsa money' and ripped the ratepayers off at the same time! -- Hello!!! Welcome back! -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
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On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:49:54 +0100, "David Hill"
wrote: "............ A US seafood company began freezing live lobsters for shipment and sale and discovered that some of them (about 5%) resurrected upon thawing. http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/0...th_of/5432.htm I don't think they experimented with ants. :-) ........" Not a lot of point, have you ever tried to crack open an ants leg to get at the meat? have you tried stuffing one? |
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from Inge Jones contains these words: In article , says... I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." Everyone's gone duh even though I didn't say it )-: Well, not directly... That's what you get just for thinking it :-) Janet |
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from Dave Poole contains these words: Kay Easton wrote: *In article Hello!!! Welcome back! * Hello Kay, thanx. Its been a few years - I see a few familiar names about, but not that many. Things move on eh? -- Dave Poole ------------------------------------------------------------------------ posted via www.GardenBanter.co.uk Geddaway..I don't believe that's you, posting from gardenbampots.co.uk of all places. It's like finding Elvis working behind the counter in Virgin Records :=) Janet |
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from Inge Jones contains these words: In article , says... I was in Tesco yesterday and was looking at Nippon ant killer when I spotted "Ant traps" which said they would kill ants for 3 months. My question is do they come back to life after this time? I've been fighting off the urge to explain it means that the killer is effective for 3 months before you need a new one, because I was afraid everyone would go "duh..." I would have been inclined to have fought it off a little harder.... -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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from Kay Easton contains these words: In article m, Dave Poole writes Yes and most have been reincarnated here in Torbay where they have awarded themselves 'loadsa money' and ripped the ratepayers off at the same time! Hello!!! Welcome back! Wot Kay said. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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Poole writes Hello Kay, thanx. Its been a few years - I see a few familiar names about, but not that many. Things move on eh? -- Dave Poole I'm still here Dave - Welcome back. I read urg every day but rarely contribute as we have a regular team of experts who know far more than me - however, I will be after some advice soon on Aloe Vera. -- Judith Lea |
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from Jaques d'Alltrades contains these words: The message from Kay Easton contains these words: Hello!!! Welcome back! Wot Kay said. Rusty Yes, welcome back David. Edward and Jennifer |
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k In article m, Dave Poole writes Hello Kay, thanx. Its been a few years - I see a few familiar names about, but not that many. Things move on eh? -- Dave Poole I'm still here Dave - Welcome back. I read urg every day but rarely contribute as we have a regular team of experts who know far more than me - however, I will be after some advice soon on Aloe Vera. Let me guess - you burned your gold slippers? ;-) -- Sacha (remove the weeds to email me) |
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In article , Sacha
writes I'm still here Dave - Welcome back. I read urg every day but rarely contribute as we have a regular team of experts who know far more than me - however, I will be after some advice soon on Aloe Vera. Let me guess - you burned your gold slippers? ;-) Wot! No way - my latest pair are gorgeous - black velvet mules with a gold satin lining - I just can't get the mud off the velvet. -- Judith Lea |
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from Judith Lea contains these words: In article , Sacha writes I'm still here Dave - Welcome back. I read urg every day but rarely contribute as we have a regular team of experts who know far more than me - however, I will be after some advice soon on Aloe Vera. Let me guess - you burned your gold slippers? ;-) Wot! No way - my latest pair are gorgeous - black velvet mules with a gold satin lining - I just can't get the mud off the velvet. Trust me..aloe vera is no good for getting the mud off velvet. Janet |
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from Janet Baraclough.. contains these words: The message from Judith Lea contains these words: In article , Sacha writes I'm still here Dave - Welcome back. I read urg every day but rarely contribute as we have a regular team of experts who know far more than me - however, I will be after some advice soon on Aloe Vera. Let me guess - you burned your gold slippers? ;-) Wot! No way - my latest pair are gorgeous - black velvet mules with a gold satin lining - I just can't get the mud off the velvet. Trust me..aloe vera is no good for getting the mud off velvet. True. Just soak in Bex Bissell fluid and allow to dry, then brush it all off with a rotary wire brush in an eclectic drill..... -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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