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Will 12-06-2004 12:10 AM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
I am a dedicated mole executioner. I have very little time for alleged
solutions which do not involve complete death for the offending mole.
However, my wife who is the liberal in the familly persuaded me to try
out a non-lethal sonic device called "Mole Repeller" from STV
International Ltd based in Norfolk.
Anyone used this particular product? How did it do?

Will.

Jane Ransom 12-06-2004 09:04 AM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
In article , Will
writes
I am a dedicated mole executioner. I have very little time for alleged
solutions which do not involve complete death for the offending mole.
However, my wife who is the liberal in the familly persuaded me to try
out a non-lethal sonic device called "Mole Repeller" from STV
International Ltd based in Norfolk.
Anyone used this particular product? How did it do?

It will send moley next door - which is pretty selfish.
From there, if your neighbours use a mole repller too, moley will go to
their next door. Ad infinitum.
Eventually, moley will end up in a farmer's field and Mr Farmer will
have no compunction about using a trap.
So tell your missus that, by moving moley on, she is signing his death
warrant anyway :((((
So, if she is really as liberal as she is making out she is, she should
just put up with moley or let you continue your execution duties instead
of passing the buck to someone else!
--
Jane Ransom in Lancaster.
I won't respond to private emails that are on topic for urg
but if you need to email me for any other reason, put ransoms
at jandg dot demon dot co dot uk where you see



Will 12-06-2004 01:10 PM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 08:15:25 +0100, I found this from Jane Ransom
:

So, if she is really as liberal as she is making out she is, she should
just put up with moley or let you continue your execution duties instead
of passing the buck to someone else!


She would put up with the mole. I will not. This is her attempt to
allow them to live and out of my (harms) way.
The question is. Has anyone found it to work? I am sceptical.

Thankyou.

Will

Poris Bisslinger 12-06-2004 03:05 PM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 08:15:25 +0100, Jane Ransom
wrote:

In article , Will
writes
I am a dedicated mole executioner. I have very little time for alleged
solutions which do not involve complete death for the offending mole.
However, my wife who is the liberal in the familly persuaded me to try
out a non-lethal sonic device called "Mole Repeller" from STV
International Ltd based in Norfolk.
Anyone used this particular product? How did it do?

It will send moley next door - which is pretty selfish.
From there, if your neighbours use a mole repller too, moley will go to
their next door. Ad infinitum.
Eventually, moley will end up in a farmer's field and Mr Farmer will
have no compunction about using a trap.
So tell your missus that, by moving moley on, she is signing his death
warrant anyway :((((


What a stupid, ignorant, dozy ****ing thing to say.

Bit like saying if we eat we shit, therefore pointless. Sigh.

So, if she is really as liberal as she is making out she is, she should
just put up with moley


Catch it live and move it on.






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Poris Bisslinger 12-06-2004 03:06 PM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 23:25:48 +0100, Will wrote:

I am a dedicated mole executioner.


No, you're a prick obviously.







To avoid grizzlies, the Alaska Department of Fish & Game advises hikers
to wear noisy little bells on clothes and carry pepper spray. Also watch
for signs of activity: Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries;
grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Will 12-06-2004 05:12 PM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 
On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 13:22:15 +0100, I found this from Poris Bisslinger
:

Catch it live and move it on.


Into your garden, Mr.Troll.

Will

Just Molly 12-06-2004 08:05 PM

MOLES. Mole Repeller. Advice needed.
 

"Jane Ransom" wrote in message
...
In article , Will
writes
I am a dedicated mole executioner. I have very little time for alleged
solutions which do not involve complete death for the offending mole.
However, my wife who is the liberal in the familly persuaded me to try
out a non-lethal sonic device called "Mole Repeller" from STV
International Ltd based in Norfolk.
Anyone used this particular product? How did it do?

It will send moley next door - which is pretty selfish.
From there, if your neighbours use a mole repller too, moley will go to
their next door. Ad infinitum.
Eventually, moley will end up in a farmer's field and Mr Farmer will
have no compunction about using a trap.
So tell your missus that, by moving moley on, she is signing his death
warrant anyway :((((
So, if she is really as liberal as she is making out she is, she should
just put up with moley or let you continue your execution duties instead
of passing the buck to someone else!
--
Jane Ransom in Lancaster.
I won't respond to private emails that are on topic for urg
but if you need to email me for any other reason, put ransoms
at jandg dot demon dot co dot uk where you see


Moley might end up in my garden and I will be happy to have him. I *like*
the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat :0)




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