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Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 12:24 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Marshall Hamilton 26-06-2004 12:27 AM

garbage
 
In article , Jaques
d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.


This is off-topic in uk.rec.gardening. Take it to email.


Borstal Boy 26-06-2004 12:43 AM

garbage
 
On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:08:58 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Go for it sock **** troll, let us know
what they say.


+------------------------+
| NO PLONKING ZONE |
+------------------------+
| | |
| | | |
..| |.. .| |..
...\| |/.... \| |/..











**********************************************




'You can't win 'em all.'
Lord Haw Haw.

Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities
Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities
I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world.
There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me

If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551
richest person in the world.

And I'm keeping the bloody lot.

So sue me.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Newsgroup ettiquette

1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you.
2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond.
3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself.
4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining
they're having no effect.
5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know
how to avoid them.
6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping
manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored.
7) Eat vast quantities of pies.
8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades.
9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while
secretly reading it.
10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're
as bent as a roundabout.
11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet
12) Die of old age
13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you
will have a penis the girls can see.

---------------------------------------

"If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them"

"Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded"
The Big Yin.

Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie
or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each,
have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com

Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 01:28 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Marshall Hamilton 26-06-2004 01:30 AM

garbage
 
In article , Jaques
d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.


This is off-topic in uk.rec.gardening. Take it to email.


Borstal Boy 26-06-2004 01:47 AM

garbage
 
On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:08:58 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Go for it sock **** troll, let us know
what they say.


+------------------------+
| NO PLONKING ZONE |
+------------------------+
| | |
| | | |
..| |.. .| |..
...\| |/.... \| |/..











**********************************************




'You can't win 'em all.'
Lord Haw Haw.

Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities
Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities
I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world.
There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me

If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551
richest person in the world.

And I'm keeping the bloody lot.

So sue me.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Newsgroup ettiquette

1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you.
2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond.
3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself.
4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining
they're having no effect.
5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know
how to avoid them.
6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping
manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored.
7) Eat vast quantities of pies.
8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades.
9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while
secretly reading it.
10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're
as bent as a roundabout.
11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet
12) Die of old age
13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you
will have a penis the girls can see.

---------------------------------------

"If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them"

"Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded"
The Big Yin.

Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie
or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each,
have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com

Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 02:25 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Marshall Hamilton 26-06-2004 02:28 AM

garbage
 
In article , Jaques
d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.


This is off-topic in uk.rec.gardening. Take it to email.


Borstal Boy 26-06-2004 02:42 AM

garbage
 
On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:08:58 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Go for it sock **** troll, let us know
what they say.


+------------------------+
| NO PLONKING ZONE |
+------------------------+
| | |
| | | |
..| |.. .| |..
...\| |/.... \| |/..











**********************************************




'You can't win 'em all.'
Lord Haw Haw.

Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities
Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities
I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world.
There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me

If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551
richest person in the world.

And I'm keeping the bloody lot.

So sue me.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Newsgroup ettiquette

1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you.
2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond.
3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself.
4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining
they're having no effect.
5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know
how to avoid them.
6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping
manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored.
7) Eat vast quantities of pies.
8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades.
9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while
secretly reading it.
10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're
as bent as a roundabout.
11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet
12) Die of old age
13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you
will have a penis the girls can see.

---------------------------------------

"If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them"

"Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded"
The Big Yin.

Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie
or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each,
have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com

Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 03:47 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Marshall Hamilton 26-06-2004 03:51 AM

garbage
 
In article , Jaques
d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.


This is off-topic in uk.rec.gardening. Take it to email.


Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 04:19 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Marshall Hamilton 26-06-2004 04:22 AM

garbage
 
In article , Jaques
d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.


This is off-topic in uk.rec.gardening. Take it to email.


Borstal Boy 26-06-2004 04:37 AM

garbage
 
On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:08:58 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Go for it sock **** troll, let us know
what they say.


+------------------------+
| NO PLONKING ZONE |
+------------------------+
| | |
| | | |
..| |.. .| |..
...\| |/.... \| |/..











**********************************************




'You can't win 'em all.'
Lord Haw Haw.

Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities
Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities
I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world.
There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me

If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551
richest person in the world.

And I'm keeping the bloody lot.

So sue me.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Newsgroup ettiquette

1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you.
2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond.
3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself.
4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining
they're having no effect.
5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know
how to avoid them.
6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping
manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored.
7) Eat vast quantities of pies.
8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades.
9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while
secretly reading it.
10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're
as bent as a roundabout.
11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet
12) Die of old age
13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you
will have a penis the girls can see.

---------------------------------------

"If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them"

"Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded"
The Big Yin.

Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie
or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each,
have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com

Jaques d'Alltrades 26-06-2004 05:23 AM

garbage
 
The message
from "Mike" contains these words:

Let's hope that this is all there is to it, but I have had a nasty thought
and reported my thoughts to the police. As I explained to them, I would
rather be proved wrong on my theory, than for what I suspect to happen, then
say 'Oh Yes, I did think of that'


NCIS might be a better bet.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/


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