On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 21:38:29 +0100, Franz Heymann wrote:

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I say bring back conscription quick.

I say bring back constipation.


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On 11 Jul 2004 21:06:44 +0100, go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote:

I watched the repeat on ITV2 tonight.

I feel unclean. I feel like I've been ass-raped.

I shall never watch it again. An utterly festering pile of wank. Trash TV,
90% staged, 100% stereotyped.

Pathetic.

Raise your glasses, ladies and gentlemen. This one's to the bankruptcy of
ITV plc. Soon.

Then you are very shallow, and have no idea of real life vicar.

From a psychological viewpoint it is priceless. Speaking from
experience as an ex member of The 9.SS-Panzer-Division "Hohenstaufen"
I can confirm that discipline is the making of man, without it we are
doomed. You will see these loud mouthed yobs wupped into shape as the
weeks go on, and I guarantee they will be very grateful for it.

Society today is on a loose leash to nowhere, we need roolz and lines
we cannot cross. These have been seriously eroded in the last twenty
years and is why we have so many heroes on the streets, were drunk and
disorderly roolz.

I say bring back conscription quick.

Sieg Heil.





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