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Old 27-08-2004, 07:01 PM
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Default Microsoft wish to apologise for calendar bug

Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 884020759590362529540662432394674545

Bug number
#1638392032539302282835425328300303030037504043736 43050650938838383

DATE IS INCORRECT

Applies to: Everyone

SYMPTOMS
Although you may think its Aug 27 and Summer, it is in fact Sep 27 and thus
nearly Autumn, which explains the current weather.

CAUSE
Due to a bug in all version of windows, which has also affected all other
computer systems, plus watches with a date function and paper wall
calendars*, the date has inadvertently been put forward for the UK by 1
month. At the same time, the year has been set back to 1963, so you will
now get all those crap UK summers again.

RESOLUTION
You expected a resolution? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

WORKAROUND
We suggest you book your holidays for 2005 at
www.microsoft.spanishholidays.net rather than www.devon&cornwall.wet


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*yes that includes the free one you got from your local Chinese takeway

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