Last autumn, I planted two conkers in my tiny back garden, just for the fun
of it. Of course, both conkers sprouted and now I have two little
horsechestnut saplings. Obviously I can't have them in my little town
garden, but I don't want to throw them out.

I'd thought about transplanting them in a little nearby wood, but I don't
know if they'll become a nuisance (possibly causing some poor
future-generation child to put out its eye when playing conkers without
wearing safety goggles).

So, should I transplant them or simply bin them?