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[email protected] 09-01-2005 11:44 PM

Need a university or college degree?
 


I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no coursework.
From only =A325


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Peter Crosland 10-01-2005 07:15 AM

ROTFLOL Nice one Janet!



Peter Crosland
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message



Franz Heymann 10-01-2005 11:07 AM


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...


I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no coursework.
From only £25


Overpriced! I can provide degrees for £9.99, or two for £15. Make
your child the star of the playground with a First Class Honours

degree,
or invest in a his and hers matching set to impress that special

person
on Valentine's Day. Ideal staff incentives. Free delivery by

email...
just print it off and colour it in. (Colour-counselling extra).

Complete
your CV with a machine washable academic gown, realistic fake fur

trim
suitable for vegans, one size fits all. Guaranteed result when worn

to
job interviews.


{:-))

Franz



Duncan Heenan 10-01-2005 02:15 PM


"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...


I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no coursework.
From only £25


Overpriced! I can provide degrees for £9.99, or two for £15. Make
your child the star of the playground with a First Class Honours

degree,
or invest in a his and hers matching set to impress that special

person
on Valentine's Day. Ideal staff incentives. Free delivery by

email...
just print it off and colour it in. (Colour-counselling extra).

Complete
your CV with a machine washable academic gown, realistic fake fur

trim
suitable for vegans, one size fits all. Guaranteed result when worn

to
job interviews.


{:-))

Franz

Send me a fiver and I'll tell you you've got a degree - I'll even save you
the paperwork.



Rod 10-01-2005 06:15 PM

On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:23:52 GMT, Janet Baraclough
wrote:



I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no coursework.
From only £25


Overpriced! I can provide degrees for £9.99, or two for £15. Make
your child the star of the playground with a First Class Honours degree,
or invest in a his and hers matching set to impress that special person
on Valentine's Day. Ideal staff incentives. Free delivery by email...
just print it off and colour it in. (Colour-counselling extra). Complete
your CV with a machine washable academic gown, realistic fake fur trim
suitable for vegans, one size fits all. Guaranteed result when worn to
job interviews.

Janet


Duh - mine cost a *lot* more than that.

=================================================

Rod

Weed my email address to reply.
http://website.lineone.net/~rodcraddock/index.html

hugh 10-01-2005 06:34 PM

In message , Janet Baraclough
writes


I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no coursework.
From only £25


Overpriced! I can provide degrees for £9.99, or two for £15. Make
your child the star of the playground with a First Class Honours degree,
or invest in a his and hers matching set to impress that special person
on Valentine's Day. Ideal staff incentives. Free delivery by email...
just print it off and colour it in. (Colour-counselling extra). Complete
your CV with a machine washable academic gown, realistic fake fur trim
suitable for vegans, one size fits all. Guaranteed result when worn to
job interviews.

Janet


And as a lifestyle consultant I can help you choose which degree suits
your personality the best. If you ask how much, you can't afford me.
--
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting

Franz Heymann 16-01-2005 09:43 PM


"Duncan Heenan" wrote in message
...

"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...


I can help you get that degree you need...Bachelors, Masters or
Doctorate. 100% legitimate, no studying, no exams, no

coursework.
From only £25

Overpriced! I can provide degrees for £9.99, or two for £15.

Make
your child the star of the playground with a First Class Honours

degree,
or invest in a his and hers matching set to impress that special

person
on Valentine's Day. Ideal staff incentives. Free delivery by

email...
just print it off and colour it in. (Colour-counselling extra).

Complete
your CV with a machine washable academic gown, realistic fake fur

trim
suitable for vegans, one size fits all. Guaranteed result when

worn
to
job interviews.


{:-))

Franz

Send me a fiver and I'll tell you you've got a degree - I'll even

save you
the paperwork.


I was registered as an engineering student, but simultaneously
attended all the courses and passed all the physics exams up to M.Sc.
I was not awarded the physics degrees because one was not formally
allowed to be registered in two faculties simultaneously. However, a
few years later, I asked my old physics professor for a reference. He
had forgotten the legalities of the situation and in the letter he
spoke of my B.Sc. and M.Sc. in phyusics. When I reminded him of his
oversight, he told me to feel free use his letter of reference as it
stood, since he could not be bothered with buraucratic bullshit.

Franz




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