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shazzbat 22-03-2004 07:00 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 

"Chris Hogg" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 23:56:01 +0000, Tony Lance
wrote:

Big Bertha Thing Faculty

remaining stuff snipped

This subject occurs regularly. At the risk of exposing my complete
ignorance and risking an avalanche of replies, what the heck is this
all about, and what relevance does it have to URG?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!

And another thing. Why are weblogs called blogs? after all, websites aren't
called bsites, webcams aren't called bcams etc etc.



Chris Hogg 24-03-2004 12:26 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

Chris Hogg 24-03-2004 12:26 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

Chris Hogg 24-03-2004 12:47 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

Chris Hogg 24-03-2004 12:47 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

Chris Hogg 24-03-2004 12:54 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


--
Chris

E-mail: christopher[dot]hogg[at]virgin[dot]net

martin 24-03-2004 05:16 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

martin 24-03-2004 05:17 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

martin 24-03-2004 05:18 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

martin 24-03-2004 05:18 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

martin 24-03-2004 05:39 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

martin 24-03-2004 05:49 PM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:28:06 +0000, Chris Hogg wrote:

On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:38:36 +0100, "JennyC" wrote:

Good question, but in the cosmic sense maybe it has a link to how things grow ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask!
Chris


Go on, make yourself even more confused.........:~)
http://www.geocities.com/tonylance/
http://www.crank.net/usenet.html
http://harris.roe.ac.uk/~djef/BOOKMARKS/

Jenny :~)


BTDT. I knew I shouldn't have asked!


Hallelujah!
http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

Tony Lance 19-04-2004 01:05 AM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
Big Bertha Thing Faculty
(Sequel to battle)
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/faculty.html
Access page 600K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med

301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence
2. Zero interference
3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding)
4. Articles (See Armistice terms)
5. Publications (See overview)
6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies)
7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators)
8. Access (All user or staff only.)
9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)


Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance



Big Bertha Thing Probe-B

In the Sunday Telegraph of 11th April 2004, the QED section, gave the story of
the Gravity Probe-B satellite launch. This is expected to prove the existence of
a new force of nature, proposed by Einstein.

There are one or two problems with this:-
1. Einstein never proposed this new force of nature. (Funding canard)
2. It is a magnetic force directly proportional to angular momentum. (Memomagnetism)
3. It is weak at Newtonian speeds and strong at near light speeds.
4. The big three in gyroscopes are Einstein, Professor Francis Everitt of
Stanford University and Harold Crabtree M.A.
5. One wrote the definitive book on the subject and the other two read it.
6. The relevant extract from the book is given below. (Spider published 4th March 1998)
7. They do not credit the costermonger, with the definitive experiment,
which proves the existence of the new force of nature.
8. They do not accept that the novelty item was a valid experiment.
9. They believe that the spider wheel was magnetized.
10. The costermonger did not magnetize the spider wheel, he exploited a force of nature.
11. The costermonger discovered, applied and sold the first working application.
12. There is an eye-witness account from 1850 by the author, which kindled his
life-long interest.
13. The description was published in 1909, in the same book.
14. The force of nature has been missing for 150 years, since its discovery.
15. The first modern publication on the subject is spider, on 4th March 1998. (Usenet)
16. Attribution and due credit are two of the failings of modern science.


Big Bertha Thing spider
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/spider.html
Access page JPG 11K Image
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including uk.rec.cycling

Drawing of a clockwork spider wheel and hairpin.

Extract from Introductory Chapter;-
The "Spider tops," which are frequently sold in the streets of London,
consist of a heavy little disc mounted on a spindle (Fig. XIV.).
When the disc has been set spinning a small curved piece of
metal is placed to touch the toe, and at once begins to slide round it,
first the side (a) in the figure, and then the side (b),
the motion continuing backwards and forwards till the top comes to rest.
The fact is that the toe is magnetic, and this being the case it is easy
to see that the rolling of the toe on the side of the metal produces
the motion.

From the book
An Elementary Treatment of the Theory of
Spinning Tops and Gyroscopic Motion.
By Harold Crabtree M.A.
Formerly Scholar of Pembroke College, Cambridge
Assistant Master at Charterhouse
Longmans, Green and Co. 1923
First Edition 1909
Second Edition 1914
New Impression 1923
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing fact

Anything but a fact, changes the face of twentieth century science.
1. No iron moons and planetary cores.
2. No red shift measure of speed.
3. No Patrick Moore star at 95% the speed of light.
4. Muons arrive on earth.
5. Relativity is like an imaginary number; useful but not real.
6. Einstein-Haas gives a field strength 1/10000th the electric field.
7. Wave particle duality is a field effect.
8. Schroedinger is an approximation.

Who has the wit to check the fact?

Tony Lance


Tony Lance 02-08-2004 12:06 AM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
Big Bertha Thing PI
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/calpi.html
Access page to 46K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

Calculate PI upto 3000 decimal places.

Ready to run Fortran 77 program complete with original
source code and ported source code in listing format.
Adds extended precision routines to Fortran 77.
Written by Mark P. Esplin
Ported to Fortran 77
By Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing general


A general told his troops, before the big battle, "Right lads,
we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much better than them,
so we should win through in the end!"

Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men
leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him,
calls him all the names under the sun
and asks him what he thinks he is doing?
He replied "I have already killed my four."
Try not to turn the minimum requirements,
into the maximum of your endeavour.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1999.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.

Tony Lance



Big Bertha Thing filter

On sci.astro I just had a look at Xnews killfile.(14/7/01)
There are one or two problems.
1. Free NNTP server access is a Warez activity.
2. PGP probably has a CIA back door.
3. Bertha subject filter will be valid for the duration.
4. NTK.net suggests killfile needs to be too big.
5. 301 files most wanted list is represented by precious few.
6. Killfile is part of the problem, not the solution.
7. NTK.net advocates invitation only filter.
8. NTK.net regrets the victims whose innocent postings are deleted.
9. Xnews is free and written by Luu Tran. (news.software.readers)
10. Filter is two-edged sword. (censorship and persecution)
11. Linux type collaboration is worst case scenario.
12. For solution see Big Bertha Thing format.(see below)



Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?
Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,
hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,
that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,
show the subject line of each thread header,
with the total number of postings and the net
number of postings after extracts.
Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,
at the top of the list of postings.
Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it
and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.
The first line shows the number of thread headers
and the second the number of replies.
Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings
on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/news.html
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/want04.html
Thank you,
Tony Lance


Tony Lance 02-08-2004 12:06 AM

Big Bertha Thing blogs
 
Big Bertha Thing PI
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/calpi.html
Access page to 46K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

Calculate PI upto 3000 decimal places.

Ready to run Fortran 77 program complete with original
source code and ported source code in listing format.
Adds extended precision routines to Fortran 77.
Written by Mark P. Esplin
Ported to Fortran 77
By Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing general


A general told his troops, before the big battle, "Right lads,
we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much better than them,
so we should win through in the end!"

Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men
leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him,
calls him all the names under the sun
and asks him what he thinks he is doing?
He replied "I have already killed my four."
Try not to turn the minimum requirements,
into the maximum of your endeavour.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1999.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.

Tony Lance



Big Bertha Thing filter

On sci.astro I just had a look at Xnews killfile.(14/7/01)
There are one or two problems.
1. Free NNTP server access is a Warez activity.
2. PGP probably has a CIA back door.
3. Bertha subject filter will be valid for the duration.
4. NTK.net suggests killfile needs to be too big.
5. 301 files most wanted list is represented by precious few.
6. Killfile is part of the problem, not the solution.
7. NTK.net advocates invitation only filter.
8. NTK.net regrets the victims whose innocent postings are deleted.
9. Xnews is free and written by Luu Tran. (news.software.readers)
10. Filter is two-edged sword. (censorship and persecution)
11. Linux type collaboration is worst case scenario.
12. For solution see Big Bertha Thing format.(see below)



Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?
Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,
hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,
that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,
show the subject line of each thread header,
with the total number of postings and the net
number of postings after extracts.
Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,
at the top of the list of postings.
Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it
and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.
The first line shows the number of thread headers
and the second the number of replies.
Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings
on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/news.html
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/want04.html
Thank you,
Tony Lance



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