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On 18/04/2014 11:44, Martin wrote:

Time to bring back the potter at work at his wheel, especially as b/w is so
fashionable in Scandinavian crime series.

Too much action. You can see it taking shape far too quickly!

Yeah, what we want is six unskilled beginner potters competing to
throw the best pot.. as voted by viewers of course.

The failed potters get buried under a pile of wet mud by, or possibly
with, Charlie Dimmock in a spin-off gardening prog.

The last surviving pot wins a feature spot in either, the Bake Off, or
a Scandinavian crime series.

Don't forget the pervasive background musak which should obscure ay
actual information, or at least, the end-of-sentence-rising-intonation?
in any voice-over by Ant and Dec, Stephen Fry, or other meeja hasbeen.

Janet.