On Sat, 07 Jun 2014 13:30:23 -0300, Mr Cheerful wrote:

a child's toy.

And thank you very much for your description of my very useful convenient
enjoyable economical delightful viable means of transport.
OK Child's toy it is.
And I will continue to use said very useful means of transport, despite
what you call it.
And I crap in your face.