I bought a bicycle a while ago but have not used it for ages - so it has
sat next to the garden which has grown up around it.

It actually looks nice, but I decided to look for an ornament which I
could swap with it. I found this page:

http://www.homedit.com/give-your-old...r-your-garden/

There is one which is clearly not-a-real-bicycle about half-way down the
page, leaning against a wooden table. Does anyone know if something
like it is available in the uk?