On 17/07/2014 22:57, Sacha wrote:
On 2014-07-17 19:44:51 +0000, philgurr said:

"Jeff Layman" wrote in message
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On 17/07/2014 09:04, Nick Maclaren wrote:
While removing chickweed from a patch of my vegetable garden,
I had the displeasure of grabbing hold of what proved to be a
13-slug gang-bang. Sizable ones, too.

I think I need new glasses. I hurriedly read your post as "grabbing
a 13-amp plug", and wondered what that was doing in the garden. But
I reckon the shock from grabbing that would be far less than what
you'd experienced! Slugs really are disgusting creatures.

It's all a matter of perception really, and I share the revulsion of
others.
But I do wonder what our reaction would be if slugs could sing!

Ardmhor

Sheer terror. It's bad enough that they're slithering round creating
silent havoc. Noisy havoc would be beyond reason.


Ah!
Just think of the songs they would sing

Slime in love with you baby
Slip sliding away
just for starters, I'm sure there are plenty more